If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you offer

[Cingular]

If you had to join Darth Vader as an apprentice of his, what witty,
serious or humorous physical, technological and/or psychic qualites
would you bring to the table, as either yourself, or as a SW character.

 

[USS Avenger]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

I am a Republican, 'nuff said!

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

I would be able to keep my mouth shut about being Vader's apprentice if I am ever near the Emperor to cover both our asses. Also I know many ways to help Vader take the older f@#ker out.

 

[Delta1]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

I've seen Return of the Jedi, so I can offer Vader some tips on avoiding confrontation with his boss.

 

[RandyS]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

I am a Republican, 'nuff said!

So you're already evil?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

I am a Republican, 'nuff said!

Yes but are you a competent evil republican or an incompetent evil republican? That is the question you must answer before applying for the job.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

I have cookies.

 

[Holdfast]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

A lifetime supply of Ventolin.

 

[USS Avenger]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

Not only am I evil, and competent. I am also a damn good shot, though I admit my brother is the better fencer than I. Also as a proud member of the vast (and evil) right wing conspiracy I am strong with the dark side as well.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

50% less whining than he did when he was an apprentice/not yet on the Jedi Council like he deserved!!!!

 

[Nowhere Man]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

Not only am I evil, and competent. I am also a damn good shot, though I admit my brother is the better fencer than I. Also as a proud member of the vast (and evil) right wing conspiracy I am strong with the dark side as well.

So you never shot anyone in the face? You could teach Vader to get people to apologize to him for all the suffering he caused the galaxy.

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

There are times when I really wouldn't mind seeing the planet Earth blown up.

 

[Hartzilla2007]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

Not only am I evil, and competent. I am also a damn good shot, though I admit my brother is the better fencer than I. Also as a proud member of the vast (and evil) right wing conspiracy I am strong with the dark side as well.

I'm sorry you appear too qualified for the position (force chokes USS Avenger to death)

Let that be a lesson don't look better at the job then your boss especially when your boss like to kill people that piss him off by mentally crushing their windpipe.

 

[barnaclelapse]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

Sarcasm and the secrets to binge-drinking whiskey.

 

[MarianLH]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

Some prior experience with fencing, a selection of kinky black outfits, and a willingness to choke people I don't like.



Marian

 

[paudemge]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

A grounding strap.

 

[USS Avenger]

Re: If you joined Darth Vader as apprentice,what qualities would you o

Not only am I evil, and competent. I am also a damn good shot, though I admit my brother is the better fencer than I. Also as a proud member of the vast (and evil) right wing conspiracy I am strong with the dark side as well.

I'm sorry you appear too qualified for the position (force chokes USS Avenger to death)

Let that be a lesson don't look better at the job then your boss especially when your boss like to kill people that piss him off by mentally crushing their windpipe.