Star Trek XI Caption Contest #1: Shakedown Cruise

[cooleddie74]

WORST reverse-cowromulan position ever.

 

[Sector 7]

SPOCK: When I eat a York Peppermint Patty, I think of a cool breeze..."
KIRK: Shut up, Old Man!

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:You've REALLY gotta find a more convenient location to store all your vegetarian Hot Pockets, man...

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:Your father never said he LOVED ME!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

TrekBBS User: "ENOUGH WITH THE POP-UP ADS!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

No friend of MINE would lead us to the bowels of Giants Stadium after an apocalyptic blizzard.

This is May of 2258. Which means this will be a home game for the Mets.

Let's go back.

NOW.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "I would like to get together with you and the Kirk from my universe."

Kirk: "To make full use of your bifurcation?"

Spock: "Yes. Your ass is slash."

 

[SilentP]

TrekBBS User: "ENOUGH WITH THE POP-UP ADS!"

Recently so true!

 

[Isis]

Pine: "Well, since I'm now James T. Kirk, it looks like I have a great future ahead of me--iconic status, women, mass public adulation, other plum acting roles...

Nimoy: "Yes, you have a great future--fatness, baldness, serial marriages, multiple advertising gigs...by the way, had any Promise Margarine lately?"

Kirk: "Bones, isn't this overkill for bad breath?"
McCoy: "I'm a doctor, not a.........hey, I am a doctor. Whoops."

 

[Rat Boy]

Evil Uncle Frank: "I HAD DIBS ON THE DRUMSTICK!"

 

[M'Sharak]

KIRK: I've got your... wait, that's not your gun, is it?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk never forgot to take out the packet of guts again.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Ham? For Thanksgiving? Man, Starfleet really sucks ass."

Spock: "Give it a few years and all your problems will be solved."

 

[T'Girl]

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Gul Madred: "How many."
Jim Kirk: "I'll never say it."
Gul Madred: "Say it."
Jim Kirk: "Four, I see four lights."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:I thought you said this was Santa's workshop?

That black hole must have turned you from old-as-hell into dumb-as-hell.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: There...

are...

four...

SEQUELS!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

COLLINS (under his breath): Great look Chris, you're really selling the scene.

PINE: you're...kneeling....on....my....balls!

 

[cooleddie74]

Shatner finally gets tired of competing with Pine for the affections of the fanbase.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK: 'The men's urinals are this way' MY ASS.

I'm headin' back to the cave. You don't know what the HELL you're doin'.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Nero: James T. Kirk wore a hairpiece. But that was another life.