Movie Caption Contest #117: The Parent Trap

[scottydog]

Bitsy: "Why does Shatmandu use the word 'anus' a lot?"

Picard: "Because Uranus is a planet."

Bitsy: "Not because he's a sick fuck?"

Picard: "Well, that too."

 

[Shatmandu]

Bitsy: "Why does Shatmandu use the word 'anus' a lot?"

Picard: "It's a good word. That's where ideas begin."

 

[Candlelight]

Bitsy: "Why does Shatmandu use the word 'anus' a lot?"

Picard: "It's a good word. That's where ideas begin."

Bitsy: "So when he says something like 'my anus is a fire in which we burn', that's an idea?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Bitsy: "Why does Shatmandu use the word 'anus' a lot?"

Picard: "It's a good word. That's where ideas begin."

Bitsy: "So when he says something like 'my anus is a fire in which we burn', that's an idea?"

Picard: "No, that's just some nonsensical crap someone says when they're trying to come up with a tagline for a movie."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "It's a good word. That's where ideas begin."

Bitsy: "So when he says something like 'my anus is a fire in which we burn', that's an idea?"

Picard: "No, that's just some nonsensical crap someone says when they're trying to come up with a tagline for a movie."

"The battle for my anus has begun"

 

[Shatmandu]

Bitsy: "So when he says something like 'my anus is a fire in which we burn', that's an idea?"

Picard: "No, that's just some nonsensical crap someone says when they're trying to come up with a tagline for a movie."

"The battle for my anus has begun"

"In Space, No One Can Hear Your Anus"

"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Anus"

"Love Means Never Having To Say Anus"

"A Long Time Ago In An Anus Far, Far Away ..."

 

[Candlelight]

Picard: "No, that's just some nonsensical crap someone says when they're trying to come up with a tagline for a movie."

"The battle for my anus has begun"

"In Space, No One Can Hear Your Anus"

"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Anus"

"Love Means Never Having To Say Anus"

"A Long Time Ago In An Anus Far, Far Away ..."

"Melvin was a 90 lb. anus until nuclear waste transformed him into..."

"This time, it's anus."

"Part man. Part machine. All anus. The future of law enforcement."

"Three Decades of Life in the Anus."

"Anus - Take a good look. It could be your last."

"Sometimes you have to go halfway around the anus to come full circle."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"The battle for my anus has begun"

"In Space, No One Can Hear Your Anus"

"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Anus"

"Love Means Never Having To Say Anus"

"A Long Time Ago In An Anus Far, Far Away ..."

"Melvin was a 90 lb. anus until nuclear waste transformed him into..."

"This time, it's anus."

"Part man. Part machine. All anus. The future of law enforcement."

"Three Decades of Life in the Anus."

"Anus - Take a good look. It could be your last."

"Sometimes you have to go halfway around the anus to come full circle."

"We're gonna need a bigger anus!"

"When this anus hits 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."

"You'll believe that an anus can fly."

"It was beauty that killed the anus."

 

[Captain Crow]

"In Space, No One Can Hear Your Anus"

"Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Go Back Into The Anus"

"Love Means Never Having To Say Anus"

"A Long Time Ago In An Anus Far, Far Away ..."

"Melvin was a 90 lb. anus until nuclear waste transformed him into..."

"This time, it's anus."

"Part man. Part machine. All anus. The future of law enforcement."

"Three Decades of Life in the Anus."

"Anus - Take a good look. It could be your last."

"Sometimes you have to go halfway around the anus to come full circle."

"We're gonna need a bigger anus!"

"When this anus hits 88 miles an hour, you're gonna see some serious shit."

"You'll believe that an anus can fly."

"It was beauty that killed the anus."

"You can't handle the anus!!"

"May the anus be with you."

"Frankly, my anus, I don't give a damn!"

"And don't call me anus."

Little Snot Picard: Mummy said havinvg sex with you is like riding a moped. It's fun till somebody sees you.

 

[SeerSGB]

Kirk: Wait..oh my god...it's not true, that's impossible!

David: Search your feelings, you know it to be true: Everyone knows that's a rug your wearing.

 

[Shatmandu]

David: "Anus anus anus anus, anus anus?"
Kirk: "Anus, anus anus anus anus anus."

 

[Nerys Myk]

L'IL DIVA: I'd rah-tha be in the thee-ay-tah, the legitimate stage is the only place for a true ac-tah! Don't you agree Patrick?

STEWART:Shurrup theur gormless bra'. Theur wouldn't kna t' legitimate stage if it clegged it o'a theur! Dooant mek uz nip on orl Yorksha on thy neya talent ass!

 

[Nerys Myk]

L'IL BITSY PICARD: Papa, Rene has peed on all the presents and says now they are all his!

 

[SeerSGB]

Little Girl: I love you ever so much father. This is the best Christmas ever.

Picard: Uh-huh, now out of my way I've gotta go find a fat, bald, a-hole and convince him to help me escape the nexus, killing you and your brothers but saving my dumbass crew that got their asses kicked by a used bird-of-prey. Merry Christmas, sweetie.

 

[Captain Crow]

 

[Candlelight]

Little Snot Picard: Mummy said having sex with you is like riding a moped. It's fun till somebody sees you.

Little Snot Picard: Mummy said having sex with you is like playing a game of football. It can go on for hours and sometimes at the end of it all you lose.

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Anus, anus, my kingdom for anus!"

 

[Candlelight]

David: "You're an asshole! I hate you!"
Kirk: "That's ANUShole, mister. ADMIRAL Anushole."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Not married, huh? What are you, an anus-ranger?"