The Thread Where Blackmail Holdfast Into Upgrading My Wardrobe

[kimc]

This fellow apparently has the goods on ALL the moderators. I have here in my possession a document that will make SPOCKED cry.

All I had to give him in trade for access to the archives was a box of puppies and a set of new chopsticks.

You've been had. A Philly cheesesteak would have done the job. Yes, I blame biggles.

 

[RJDiogenes]

This fellow apparently has the goods on ALL the moderators.

Can you send me a copy of my Sex Tape? I lost mine in a Hard Drive crash.

The one of you and the underage Mermaid from Ren_Next or the one of you and Roxann Dawson on the set of Voyager?

Yes.

 

[Plecostomus]

I hear that mermaid is quite animated, is that true?

 

[RJDiogenes]

And pretty as a picture.

 

[Plecostomus]

Awful.

 

[Major Chord]

And pretty as a picture.

Really? I think she broke the camera...

 

[Amaris]

Holdfast needs to upgrade my wardrobe. However, in lieu of blackmail, I will instead threaten to sing British pop songs in my godforsaken Midwest American accent.


J.

I've got earplugs. Do your worst.

*clears throat*


J.

 

[RJDiogenes]

And pretty as a picture.

Really? I think she broke the camera...

That's the Mirror Universe Mermaid!

 

[Amaris]

And pretty as a picture.

Really? I think she broke the camera...

That's the Mirror Universe Mermaid!

Is it wrong that I immediately thought of Ron Perlman?

J.

 

[RJDiogenes]

It will be wrong if he gets his hands on you.