Movie Caption Contest #117: The Parent Trap

[Nerys Myk]

LIL'PICARD: If you utter even one line of that one man "A Christmas Carole" shite, I'm walking!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

I'd caption this pic, but everytime I see it, I remember the scene from the movie, and recall how much I wanted to slap that overacting diva brat of a girl.

 

[SeerSGB]

Stewart: So who did you nozzle to get your role?

 

[Shatmandu]

Bitsy: "Mummy's upset: there's been a crazy lady wearing big hats asking for you."

Bitsy: "Mummy's upset: she found out 'Earl Grey' is the name of your personal trainer."

Bitsy: "I'll not have children. Hate to pass on the hideous bald gene, don't you know. Oh well, stiff upper lip. Carry on. Pip-pip!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LIL'PICARD: Mummy says were Jewish.

 

[Shatmandu]

LIL'PICARD: Mummy says were Jewish.

Picard: "Then cancel the ham."

Mirror-Bitsy: "This is bullshit: my doll only came with one knife, you dickhead."

 

[SeerSGB]

Little Girl: Everybody knows Captain Kirk is way cooler anyways.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "No, seriously; what's up with the patch on your arm?"

Lil' Picard: "How come the black lady got the merry-go-round?"

Dr. Big Eyes: "Something tells me he's going to be very popular with the ladies."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Is that 'fro natural?"
David: "Yes."
Kirk: "Fucking Carl!"

Stewart: "Yeah, whatever kid. Like they won't cut this scene out. L'il Diva!"
Brattress: "Sure baldy, look over there. That's my mum, blowing the producer!"
Stewart: "Merde!"
Brattress: "In character. Professional."

Winona: "Quick, I need a rabbi"
Dr Eyes: "Send for Al Gornstein."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Y'know, I'm not sure how Khan knew Chekov ..."

Picard, after eyeing the house: "Hmm. I could get used to this. <then to kid> Your mother ... she got big tits and a nice, juicy ass?"

 

[John Picard]

Picard, after eyeing the house: "Hmm. I could get used to this. <then to kid> Your mother ... she got big tits and a nice, juicy ass?"

Girl: "Oooh, the biggest and most round you've evah seen. Why, you could bounce one bah of gold-pressed latinum auf uv it and it jiggles lahk Jello."

 

[LeadHead]

Kirk: I love you son.

David: Yeah.... lets take this one day at a time.

Bitsy Picard: This isn't the doll I wanted!

Picard: I got you Little Anorexia.

Bitsy Picard: I wanted Little Bulemia!

Winona: It's a boy! Would somebody PLEASE BEAM MY HUSBAND ABOARD NOW?

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard, after eyeing the house: "Hmm. I could get used to this. <then to kid> Your mother ... she got big tits and a nice, juicy ass?"

Girl: "Oooh, the biggest and most round you've evah seen. Why, you could bounce one bah of gold-pressed latinum auf uv it and it jiggles lahk Jello."

Picard, standing: "Then I'm Dick Van Dyke and she's a dirty chimney, kid. Lemme at 'er."

 

[cooleddie74]

DAVID:"Can I have an allowance?"

KIRK:"You are now DEAD to me. Get out."

PICARD:"You're my daughter?

Then how come you don't ramble on and on until everyone gets bored?"

GIRL:"That's Rene's job, Father!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"George would be so happy right now...maybe not as happy as he was when we CONCEIVED the baby...but still..."

 

[Candlelight]

"You're a stupid fuckface"
"Data, that's eno- oh sorry, force of habit"

 

[cooleddie74]

GIRL:"Father, why is Chris Hansen outside with a news crew?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

LIL' PICARD: Mum's been at the sherry again, she's saying you're not my daddy.

 

[cooleddie74]

GIRL:"These presents SUCK, Father!!!

That does it...next year I'm gonna be Jewish!!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Kirk: "You're interested in Saavik? Oh, I don't think Admiral Nogura's gonna like this."

David: "Nogura? What's he got to do with it?"

Kirk: "Oh, come on, David. She's already a lieutenant and she hasn't even graduated the Academy yet. Wake up and smell the coffee, son!"