Does anyone speak or thought of learning Klingon or Vulcan? I looked at the Klingon for fun and then decided, I have far better things to do but I know that there are thise who have seriously sat down and learnt one or the other, why?
There was a time when I actually thought for a moment that it would be pretty cool to speak Klingon fluently. But then I got a hold of myself and realized that if I was going to go through that much effort to actually learn a second language, why not Spanish, or French or something that might actually have real application in the world.
The thought of learning Konversational Klingon lasted about 42 seconds.
They made Vulcan into a proper language? When did this happen? I always thought, the few Vulcan phrases that were voiced on screen were just random jumble made to sound like a language without being one. Very much the opposite of Klingon.![]()
This thread makes me think of the Frasier episode where Frasier wants to give a speech at his son's bar mitzvah. He gives the speech, but unknown to him, the "friend" that translated it, translated it into Klingon, not Hebrew. Absolutely hilarious IMHO.
As for why I do it, and shouldn't I be spending my time more profitably, I'd just counter, Why do people follow sports teams, and spend hours memorizing statistics or arguing past games, or collect Star Trek memorabilia or gather on the TrekBBS to discuss the length of the new Enterprise's engine room? Aren't there more profitable ways to spend your time? It's pretty ironic that people on a message board for what most of the world considers a marginal pursuit should be so judgemental about how others choose to spend their time. I study Klingon because it's fun, because I've met interesting people through it, because I've been able to integrate Klingon into all sorts of other projects that interest me, and because it's fun. What kind of dullards would we be if we only did things that had immediate practical payoffs?
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