Smallville 9x05 "Roulette" - Discuss/Grade <SPOILERS>

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So.... how many times is Smallville going to do the "Saw" thing?

It's not Smallville... It's Sawville.

 

[Brent]

Saw and the Matrix, can't Smallville be original?

 

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People are going revolt against The Blur as their car-insurance premiums sky-rocket.

At All-State, we believe that you shouldn't have to pay for damages caused by Super-Heroes who save you from life-threatening situations. Our Kryptonite Policy guarentees low rates now matter how many car doors the Blur rips off. That's All-State's stand... Are you in good hands?

I knew you'd appreciate that one.

 

[Trekker4747]

So.... how many times is Smallville going to do the "Saw" thing?

It's not Smallville... It's Sawville.

 

[Procutus]

Saw and the Matrix, can't Smallville be original?

Let's not forget that they ripped off Cloverfield last season as well.

 

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I think they're watching Jaws, not Lake Placid.

 

[Trekker4747]

Soo.... both Clark and Lois are in their 20s and have never seen Jaws?

 

[Trekker4747]

I think they're watching Jaws, not Lake Placid.

It was a joke, dear.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"Bazinga, Mr. Queen."

 

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Saw and the Matrix, can't Smallville be original?

They've also ripped 'It's a Wonderful Life' at least twice. And my wife just pointed out that this one feels a lot like 'The Game'.

 

[Procutus]

I think they're watching Jaws, not Lake Placid.

It was a joke, dear.

Sorry, like Data, sometimes it takes me a while to get it.

 

[Trekker4747]

Tender character moment over, LET'S GO!

 

[Mr. Adventure]

Wow it actually looks like they got off that one street in Metropolis.

 

[Trekker4747]

Don't taxe me, bro!

Ollie Tazerings Left: Oh, we'll give him 12.

 

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Poor Ollie really is having a rough go of it. And I thought I was having a bad day.

 

[DarthPipes]

Don't taze me, bro!

At least Ollie can finally put on some shoes...

 

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Hey... Wait a minute. We're thirty minutes into this and where's the cute little blonde?

 

[Trekker4747]

Poor Ollie really is having a rough go of it. And I thought I was having a bad day.

Right now, I've becoming an emo billionaire douchebag who feels bad for killing a man bent on taking over the world, my best friend, apparently, saved everyone else in Metropolis last night except for me and the police just tazered me. My name is Oliver Queen and today is the worst day of my life.

 

[Procutus]

Ollie Tazerings Left: Oh, we'll give him 12.

Now all we need is an official scoreboard.

 

[Procutus]

Poor Ollie really is having a rough go of it. And I thought I was having a bad day.

Right now, I've becoming an emo billionaire douchebag who feels bad for killing a man bent on taking over the world, my best friend, apparently, saved everyone else in Metropolis last night except for me and the police just tazered me. My name is Oliver Queen and today is the worst day of my life.

Dammit! We're running out of time!