Well I see the Shithawks are back to thier sucky ways.
NFL Football 2009
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I went to the Raider game today expecting a blow-out of epic proportions. I couldn't believe they shocked the world and actually won, even though I have to ask what the hell was Andy Reid thinking? That, and the Eagles looking lazy and lethargic all day pretty much equals a loss.
Every year, the Eagles find some pissant fucking team and play down to their level, sleep walk through a game, and lose by a couple of points. This year we picked the fucking Raiders. There's no excuse for a game like this. The Eagles are a much better team that that.
I am starting to think that the Denver defense is just a little bit better than the Titans.I do feel bad for the Titans and their fans, but as a Patriots fan, this has been extremely fun to watch.
And Tom Brady becomes the first player since 1950 to throw five touchdowns in one quarter.
Yeah, the Bears were just painful to watch. Atlanta wasn't much better, but it was a matter of who screwed up less and wanted to actually, you know, win.
Congrats to CBS for sticking with it that long.The CBS affiliate here just gave up on the Tennessee/New England game and switched to Buffalo/NYJ.
I, as a Titan fan, gave up on them after last week.
I even stated up thread my mantra is now the cliche "Next year".
I tuned out of the game at 24-0, at least CBS stayed through the 3rd quarter.
Its official we are the leagues new embarassment.
Cap'n Craig, as a Titans fan, I was hoping you could answer a question for me.
They lined up this one offensive formation in the fourth quarter. It involved the backup quarterback (no doubt a trick play utilizing VY's skill set), a couple guys standing there with their hands on their hips staring at the ground (giving off a false sense of fatigue and defeat to lull the defense into a false sense of security), and three more guys with a 'deer in the headlights' look (perhaps they were just staring intently at the end zone, visualizing their next strike).
Do you know the name of formation? I believe someone called it 'Fetal Position Left' but can't be sure.
They lined up this one offensive formation in the fourth quarter. It involved the backup quarterback (no doubt a trick play utilizing VY's skill set), a couple guys standing there with their hands on their hips staring at the ground (giving off a false sense of fatigue and defeat to lull the defense into a false sense of security), and three more guys with a 'deer in the headlights' look (perhaps they were just staring intently at the end zone, visualizing their next strike).
Do you know the name of formation? I believe someone called it 'Fetal Position Left' but can't be sure.
As an pro team, how do you let that happen? How do you go from being the big thing one year to being 0-6 on a 59-0 trouncing the next year? I would say that the Pats lit the Titans up like a Christmas tree, but that's not really fair to Christmas trees.... or light bulbs.... or light in general.
Dear Chicago Bears,
Fuck you. Fuck you so hard many times over. With as many times as you shot yourselves squarely in the nuts, that game should have been completely lopsided against you with no chance that you were even in it at all. Dipshit penalties, stupid throws, idiotic fumbles, inane coaching, this game had it all. You showed your true colors out there today, and it can now be known throughout the country that you absolutely fucking suck.
Dear offensive line,
Fuck you the most. You got your ass handed to you while the Falcons were playing the prevent on a motherfucking three-man rush. Let me spell that out: Three down linemen charging, and you collapsed like the fucking French and fed Cutler to them. And then on fourth and one, Pace decided it would be a perfect time to have a nice senile faint, make the most blatant hold I've seen in a long time, and cost you the only chance to win a game you shouldn't even have been in anymore, with all the stupid, dipshitted plays you had. You fuckers are the reason Forte can't find a hole anywhere. And you're still getting shoved into him at the line of scrimmage. Are you aware that, as the offensive line, you're allowed to push back? God, fuck you. Die in a fire, you goddamn gutless fucking assholes.
Actually, no. I want you to spend the rest of the coming week personally sewing your jerseys onto your replacements. Then die in a fire.
Dear Cutler,
Stop throwing picks. I believe in you and I think you'd be lighting up the charts if you had an offensive line that was at least marginally firmer than cooked macaroni, but you need to pull your head out of your ass and stop airing it out to no one in particular.
Dear Forte,
You're doing shit-all right now, but I don't blame you. Not entirely, anyway. You're running behind a bunch of dipshits. But two consecutive fumbles inside the red zone? That won't do, my friend, that just won't do.
Dear coaching staff,
Instead of doing inane bullshit like trying to confuse people and moving your people out of position why don't you work on fucking covering someone? ANYONE! ANYONE AT ALL! Grab the Fleischmann's-swilling hobo outside the stadium and pay him to run routes against your God-awful secondary. Do it! Make that your whole practice, in fact! Just "Here, you see this guy? Fucking cover him and keep the ball out of his hands" for 10 hours a fucking day. Then on Thursday, run a scrimmage and use what you see in it to fix all the gaping flaws in your scheme. Or better yet, scrap it all together and hire someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. Exhume Jim Johnson from his grave or urn or wherever he is and prop it up on the sideline and he could still call a better defense than you stupid motherfuckers.
Dear Ron Turner,
As always, get fucked and die. You are fucked, you are fucking this offense and I have come to believe that you truly were birthed from the loins of the Dark Lord himself. A pass to the fullback on first and goal from the 1? Really? Garrett Wolfe up the gut? There is no excuse for what you do or who you are. Go suck on a tailpipe, wrestle a tiger, go borrow a gun from a friend and eat it, drink a gallon of booze and die from alcohol poisoning, stick your head in an oven, jump in the river, I don't care. The sooner your horrific and foul being can be removed from the game of football, the better it is for all of us.
Hugs and kisses,
Tim
Fuck you. Fuck you so hard many times over. With as many times as you shot yourselves squarely in the nuts, that game should have been completely lopsided against you with no chance that you were even in it at all. Dipshit penalties, stupid throws, idiotic fumbles, inane coaching, this game had it all. You showed your true colors out there today, and it can now be known throughout the country that you absolutely fucking suck.
Dear offensive line,
Fuck you the most. You got your ass handed to you while the Falcons were playing the prevent on a motherfucking three-man rush. Let me spell that out: Three down linemen charging, and you collapsed like the fucking French and fed Cutler to them. And then on fourth and one, Pace decided it would be a perfect time to have a nice senile faint, make the most blatant hold I've seen in a long time, and cost you the only chance to win a game you shouldn't even have been in anymore, with all the stupid, dipshitted plays you had. You fuckers are the reason Forte can't find a hole anywhere. And you're still getting shoved into him at the line of scrimmage. Are you aware that, as the offensive line, you're allowed to push back? God, fuck you. Die in a fire, you goddamn gutless fucking assholes.
Actually, no. I want you to spend the rest of the coming week personally sewing your jerseys onto your replacements. Then die in a fire.
Dear Cutler,
Stop throwing picks. I believe in you and I think you'd be lighting up the charts if you had an offensive line that was at least marginally firmer than cooked macaroni, but you need to pull your head out of your ass and stop airing it out to no one in particular.
Dear Forte,
You're doing shit-all right now, but I don't blame you. Not entirely, anyway. You're running behind a bunch of dipshits. But two consecutive fumbles inside the red zone? That won't do, my friend, that just won't do.
Dear coaching staff,
Instead of doing inane bullshit like trying to confuse people and moving your people out of position why don't you work on fucking covering someone? ANYONE! ANYONE AT ALL! Grab the Fleischmann's-swilling hobo outside the stadium and pay him to run routes against your God-awful secondary. Do it! Make that your whole practice, in fact! Just "Here, you see this guy? Fucking cover him and keep the ball out of his hands" for 10 hours a fucking day. Then on Thursday, run a scrimmage and use what you see in it to fix all the gaping flaws in your scheme. Or better yet, scrap it all together and hire someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. Exhume Jim Johnson from his grave or urn or wherever he is and prop it up on the sideline and he could still call a better defense than you stupid motherfuckers.
Dear Ron Turner,
As always, get fucked and die. You are fucked, you are fucking this offense and I have come to believe that you truly were birthed from the loins of the Dark Lord himself. A pass to the fullback on first and goal from the 1? Really? Garrett Wolfe up the gut? There is no excuse for what you do or who you are. Go suck on a tailpipe, wrestle a tiger, go borrow a gun from a friend and eat it, drink a gallon of booze and die from alcohol poisoning, stick your head in an oven, jump in the river, I don't care. The sooner your horrific and foul being can be removed from the game of football, the better it is for all of us.
Hugs and kisses,
Tim
No kidding. They didn't air that game out here on the WC, and now I'm thankful. After last week's pasting of the Jags, I thought that with Hasselbeck back perhaps there was a chance.Well I see the Shithawks are back to thier sucky ways.
Um... no.
Apparently, the Hawks weren't that good, Jacksonville was simple that bad. And now Tatupu's out for the rest of the season.
Hope... is lost.
A Timby rant! 
The hugs and kisses closing makes it even better.
Meanwhile in D.C.- "What's happening?" "It's the Redskins. They've gone from suck to blow!"
The hugs and kisses closing makes it even better.Meanwhile in D.C.- "What's happening?" "It's the Redskins. They've gone from suck to blow!"
I still have the Broncos to root for. 
Pop quiz for digits
Why is October 19, 2008 an important date in St Louis Rams history?
Why is October 19, 2008 an important date in St Louis Rams history?
The last time we won?
You are correct, sir.
But at least your team isn't wearing vertically striped socks.
I'm about ready to put the game on mute and listen to a hockey game while I watch the football game. Every time they show the booth, I expect the guys to be wearing San Diego jerseys.
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