Plus,
Greg's an editor for a science fiction publisher
. . . who is bound to make a humiliating spelling error any minute now!
There, there, Greg - it'll be all right. NOT "alright," you'll notice, but actually "alright" doesn't bother me nearly as much as "could of," something I see around here allllllllllllllll the time. I mean, YUCK. Talk about an irritating homonym.
And I'm also an editor, though not one anyone here would have heard of, and therefore I am also overdue to make an embarrassing spelling error. Be gentle!