caption contest 41: ur the wind beneath my nacelle caps

[Triskelion]

Well that contest was won by three captions which (unfortunately?) were all real! When is this happening? It's happening now!


And now...

First Image:

T'Pol: "Looks like Daniels hasn't shifted to us to the 23rd Century afterall, Captain.

According to my readings, this is actually a middle-aged man's garage somewhere in 21st Century North America."

Second Image:

In Soviet Russia, lizard drains you!

'Chop Shop Award:

KANYE: I'm sorry, but the other Universe....

ARCHER: Your agonizer... hell someone just give me a phase pistol!!!!

Congratulations to the winners!

The International Fanatic Commission has recently standardized all geek-related internet awards, citations, recognitions and dubious honors with the Brand New, Coveted, Incredibly Meme-Savvy National Medal of Geekology Award Medal!

It gives me great pleasure to award them to you:

ChristopherPike

Skywalker

Nerys Myk

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[APPLAUSE]
<insert gazelle speech here>


Our next contest follows Subcommander T'Pol as she dabbles in those dirty, secret emotions. It's from Daedalus, a tragic Greek hero, that guy who rode a motorcycle in Animal House, which was T'Pols favorite movie.

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Expose yourself!

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker, to self, not knowing she's there: "No emotions, my ass. And I've got the gnaw-marks on my wang to prove it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

T'POL: Franks and beans!!!!

ARCHER: Call Phlox....please!

 

[Nerys Myk]

riffing

Tucker, to self, not knowing she's there: "Little bedroom camera, you're making me a fortune."

 

[Mistral]

riffing

Tucker(thinking): "I hope T'Pol likes Old Spice."

 

[Rat Boy]

Archer: "Scour the ship! I want Porthos found, dammit!"

T'Pol: *burp*

Archer: "What was that?"

T'Pol: "Nothing."

T'Pol (thinking): Swedish penis enlarger?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

T'Pol: Be warned; the captain seems to be expelling an extraordinary amount of noxious gases due to his consumption of chef's breakfast fiesta burrito.
Archer: (burp) (fart) From both ends...

T'Pol: Trip, I have something I'd like to tell yo--
Tucker: Oh, no. Every time you start that shit, something disastrous happens and you never finish that statement. Why don't you Facebook it to me next time.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: Lubricant? Silly Vulcan, its a Warp engine.

T'POL: Idiot.

 

[SFRabid]

T'Pol: "I need to tell you something and I hope you will not loose respect for me."
Archer: "You are the best first officer in the fleet. Nothing you say will make me think less of you."
T'Pol: "I'm pregnant and I need DNA samples of every man on the ship .... except for you."

Trip thinking as he looks at a strange device: "I know that look. She wants me."
T'Pol thinking: "Where did he find the battery pack for my vibrator?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Tucker: "Drakkar? They still make this shit?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

T'Pol: "I am endeavoring to find a suitable 'O' face for Commander Tucker. He accuses me of being less than enthusiastic. What do you think of this one?"
Archer: "Oh yeah..." snicker "Very erotic."

Catwalk T'Pol is watching you play with your tool.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Removes unwanted and unsightly pubic hair from the bikini area.


Hmmmm.

If this don't turn T'Pol on... nuthin' will."

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"If you'll excuse the Captain...he won't be able to join the staff briefing. As you can see, he's currently on the final level of his Starfleet Ship Rescue RPG and is determined to conquer it once and for all."

 

[Triskelion]

T'Pol: My man wouldn't touch you with a Klingon pain stick set on "Targ".
Hoshi: Skank.
T'Pol: Ho

Fart in a can? I love getting gag gifts for my birthday!

 

[cooleddie74]

T'POL:"Count to 100, sir, before you turn around...otherwise Ensign Sato and I will not be able to find an appropriate and challenging hiding place."

"If this thing does what the Risan SAID it's supposed to...T'Pol's gonna be putty in my hands!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

TRIP: (reading) "Pon Farr for Men" I didn't even know Vulcans used cologne.

 

[ChristopherPike]

Wow. I'm speechless about my win.

There must've been a dozen better entries than my poking fun at fellow fanboys (& gals)! Cheers all the same.

I'd best get my thinking cap on for these latest screencaps...

 

[Major Chord]

T'POL : Captain, there are only three lights.

ARCHER: No...there are four. I swear there are four. Maybe if I concentrate harder...

T'POL: Captain, is it normal for humans to produce noxious gas while 'thinking'?

ARCHER: Um...

TRIP: Hmm...Klingon butt plug. No wonder they're always so pissy. I wonder if T'Pol wou...

T'POL (through bond): Read my mind. NO!

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOLENE: Ummm, the built in corset is cutting off my circulation again. (passes out)

 

[ChristopherPike]

Archer: "Jesus, Phlox."

Phlox: "Another of those Denobulan customs that you really ought to be used to by now, Captain!"

Archer: "Look, I'm as broadminded as the next man, er Vulcan..."

T'Pol: "You might have shown a modicum of restraint though, Doctor."

Phlox: "What?!? Oh nonsense! My beloved and I have been apart for almost 5 years now. I simply had to rush down here to greet her... and we always kiss that area of our anatomy, exactly like this on special occasions!"

T'Pol: "Exactly how long does it take for the swelling to go down? Should I inform Mr. Tucker? We may need him to widen the doors, between here and Sickbay...."

Archer: (starting to run) "Sorry people. I think I'm going have to go throw up..."