So they're remaking "Plan 9 From Outer Space"

[Cutter John]

And the sites down because it exceeded its bandwidth. Oooh, theres a sign of quality.

 

[FalTorPan]

The ultimate signs of quality:

The site misspells the title of the original film as Plan 9 from Outerspace.

The site incorrectly refers to Conrad Brooks as the last surviving member of the cast. Gregory Walcott, anyone?

 

[Broccoli]

^ The Asylum already did that. But the cover art was clearly an attempt to cash in on Freddy vs. Jason. The title seems to be missing from their site, but there's an R-rated trailer for "Vampires vs. Zombies" out there somewhere.

Found it on YouTube!

Doesn't count as, apparently, at no time do Vampires actually fight Zombies.

 

[TGTheodore]

This better not screw up my negotiations for the stage rights to the original. I'll be VERY pissed!

--Ted

 

[gastrof]

This better not screw up my negotiations for the stage rights to the original. I'll be VERY pissed!

--Ted

You'd better be planning on a musical, or many people will be disappointed.

 

[TGTheodore]

This better not screw up my negotiations for the stage rights to the original. I'll be VERY pissed!

--Ted

You'd better be planning on a musical, or many people will be disappointed.

You bet it is!

--Ted

 

[T J]

Groan... another zombie movie, sigh... I just never saw the appeal of zombies...

 

[The Wormhole]

Is Hollywood really so creatively bankrupt that they'll remake anything? Are there really no more new movies to make?

Son of a whore, this is just getting disappointing and depressing.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Probably, but Hollywood isn't making it.

 

[Cutter John]

I'm sure its only a matter of time though.