Movie Caption Contest #108: Out with the Old, In with the New
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The chest-burster is one of the more disturbing stages in the life-cycle of the scotsman:
"My god, it's icy here. Where in the blazes am I?"
*Kirk screams*
The chest-burster is one of the more disturbing stages in the life-cycle of the scotsman:
"My god, it's icy here. Where in the blazes am I?"
*Kirk screams*
Spock: "You don't want to know how I got that. Those bagpipes aren't as innocent as they look"
"Aye, that's right. All these years, the man ya thought was Spock was only me- Scotty the Second. I mean, how else was I gonna get to Argelius? Now, have ya got a hyperspanner handy, he's in need of fixin"
Spock-machine: "Ill-Illl-Illl-logilogilogi-Ill-Ill..."
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"Hmmm... 44 posts in and no sign of Geriatric Carl Spock. Looks like I'm in the-"
"Shut up you jive ass honky. My hair may be out of control and my shades are now industrial strength bi-focals but I still give the ladies their nightly pudding"
"That is absolute shite paintbrush work there"
"Screw you turkey. If that monster outside hadn't eaten my zimmerframe I'd come over there and kick your saggy, wrinkled ass"
"A Giraffe if you stand on a stool-Come on Jean-Luc, sing along- But the Hedgehog..."
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(Shatner looks quite a bit like Nanny Ogg, as depicted in "Nanny Ogg's cook book", at least to me...) Kirk is cooking eggs at around this time...
Kirk: I'm flattered, but I prefer my men with a Moe haircut and pointed-ears.
"They canceled Eli Stone? Dammit, I liked that show!"
Spock Prime: "It's been awful: all my satellite TV picks up is something from ancient earth called 'The View'."
Kirk: "Yikes."
Spock: "I was so depressed, I planned on painting my asscheeks with creamy peanut butter and hanging out at the ice monster's cave, for sweet release."
Personal Log: Spock Recording. After being thrown through the black hole I crash landed on a desolate planet. I made shelter in a cave, I had hoped to be rescued by starfleet authorities. Sadly, a whiny human named Skywalker dropped in and killed my Sehlat. I plan to join forces with someone named Darth Vader, and together, we're gonna make that kid cry.
"No matter WHAT timeline you're in...this Gore-Tex crap isn't worth shit."
KIRK:"I was out saving the galaxy when your grandfather was getting spanked with a whip while wearing diapers!"
"Hey watch it with that razor, now it looks like you can rest a tea cup on my head"
"Hello...I am Spock Prime.
This is JACKASS.
And this is The Delta Vega Cave Prank!!"
"James...T... Kirk.
Where's that twenty you still owe me, BITCH?!"
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