You're like the 3rd girlfriend Thames doesn't know he has.
Nor apparently wants.
Apparently. I suppose it's a good thing MB didn't put out in the Van of Love. If he had, who knows, things might be really weird right now....
You're like the 3rd girlfriend Thames doesn't know he has.
Nor apparently wants.
^ You kiddin me? It would be weirdly better! I'm on the verge of making up some girl on girl action story that I had this weekend. I mean for fucks sake now!
And my ass got reamed.....over this...???? LOL LOL LOL.
Anyway, I've started stalking Thames.
Bum crap.Well, not really.
That happens to a lot of my girlfriends too, they slip and fall down the stairs while I'm far away in another room. I think it must be the carpet somehow. I'd change it, but then how will my women learn to respect me?!Anyway, it turns out her girlfriend didn't hit her, she just tripped and fell down the stairs and banged her head on the door at the bottom (I'm not sure how she managed this, she'd have to jump pretty far.) So that's cool.
*phew*More significantly, I'm feeling better too.
That brings me back to "stalking" Thames,
Fuckity fuckity bum crap!which ISN'T what I've been doing.
Some good advice, were it not for the fact that you're completely unqualified for any form of work and the last time you had a job you abused it by fucking some redhead on some flour-bags.Mom suggested that I get a job to keep me busy and things
I'm get bored of this. Do something new.so I lied
Fuckity fuckity fuckity super bum crap fuck.I am NOT sexually attracted to Thames.
Guys can masturbate without thinking of The Rock?!I've been masturbating over them again and he hasn't even been popping into my head,or The Rock.
About The Rock or the Thamesmachine?But still, there's something there...
When I see any of my friends I say hello.I guess it's like he's the drug. If I'm around him I can feel a little of what I felt in that van, that great great van. So I followed him. From a distance.
Q: What have you don't today to make you feel proud?I felt pride! I was PROUD of that playa Thames for trading up on the pussy scale from a non-hottie to a hottie.
So you imagined Thames, his girlfriend and The Rock?I was happy to watch them go inside and imagine them having sex in his bunk bed (he shares with like five guys and they're short on space.)
Once again, a little white lie is a lie you tell in order to protect someone you care about. What you are doing is lying because you're too lazy to get a job and contribute to society. !=The next day I went out again at the same time, again lying to mom that I was looking for a job. A little white lie.
Have you paid any attention to the world during the last two years?I'll get a job when the right one comes along.
"What the fuck the fuck"?I was astonished to see Fattie McGee waiting for him this time. He kissed her and they went inside. WTF THE FUCK?
Well they don't have a good track record when it comes to bearing witness to believable things.Why!? After that hot piece of cakeass he had the previous day he goes back to her!? I could not belive my eyes.
Because you hoped he'd answer the door with his pants off?Without even thinking I ran over and knocked on his door.
Sans pants?Thames answered.
You've hired a guy called Clive to make a transcript of your life? How can you afford to pay him?Here are the Clive Notes of my conversation with him.
Don't worry, we both know that fat people aren't real humans and are incapable of feeling insulted.Thames: Oh hey man, what's up, though you were agrophobic now.
Me: Never mind that, what are you doing back with her?
Thames: Sssh up man, she'll here you, dude.
Clive seems to have transcribed that incorrectly, let me fix it for you:Me: I saw you yesterday, Thamester! I saw you with a hot girl!
Thames: Oh man, that was you watching from behind the tree?
Me: Yes! Why are you doing this!
See, it makes more sense now.Me: I saw you yesterday, Thamester! I saw you with a hot girl!
Thames: Oh man, that was you watching from behind the tree?
Me: Yes!
Thames: Why are you doing this!
Oh yeah, such as seeing some jailbait ass and wanting to tap it, or getting high and wanting to suck off another man. Those are perfectly acceptable grounds for cheating.Thames: I'm weak, manj, you know what it's like, you've been with lots of girls and cheated on people.
Me: Yes but I always had a good reason.
And anyway, you should just dump fatso in there and get with the hot girl!
Thames: I can't, dude, I love my girlfriend!
Me: And she loves food!
Thames: Dude, shut up, she's only in the kitchen, she might hear!
Me: OH, THE KITCHEN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.
Once again, Clive has screwed up. Let me fix that:Thames: Look, just go, okay, I'll talk to you later.
Me: You're crazy, Thames!
Thames: Look, just go, okay, I'll talk to you later.
Me: I love you and want to enter your anus with my tongue!
Thames: You're crazy, MB!
MB, let me give you a lesson on the various stages of love:That was about it. I can't believe him. The other girl was BLANKETLY hotter than his girlfirend! What is there to think about?
Then you should tell him to dump the hottie and follow his heart.Well, I'm going to keep on him to dump his girl and get with hottie. I want to see my Thames happy.
No more stories about you cybering?In other news, LDG and I might be over, I'm sad to say.
It was probably Trekker spreading rumours about you on some other Trek board, we all know he has it in for you.The last time we talked she said she couldn't find anything about my wrestling on the internet (for some reason I had told her some of my stuff was on youtube, if she looked hard enough) and she had thought she was going crazy until she found a post on a message board that PROVED I was lying!
Trekker probably killed her, he just doesn't want you to be happy.I quickly blocked her after this and didn't unblock her for two days, but by then she wasn't online.
But oh well! Now that I'm cured it doesn't matter, I can go out again and I WILL meet another girl soon enough!
The other girl was BLANKETLY hotter than his girlfirend!
Well I take exception to the fact that Mr. Baggins complains about my ass when he friggin started it and then bitches about all the side convo's when he's disappeared under who knows what rock for days on end. Instead of saying hey thanks for keeping the thread alive it's just complaints, complaints complaints. Ungrateful as well.
That drug? Buttsexiline.
. . .my thread is a slice of life and people want to contribute with their own slices...like a slice of CAKE! LOL!
I guess it's because my thread is a slice of life and people want to contribute with their own slices...like a slice of CAKE! LOL!
That drug? Buttsexiline.
Are you sure it's not Vaxagay from Prescott Pharmaceuticals?
. . .my thread is a slice of life and people want to contribute with their own slices...like a slice of CAKE! LOL!
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That drug? Buttsexiline.
Are you sure it's not Vaxagay from Prescott Pharmaceuticals?
. . .my thread is a slice of life and people want to contribute with their own slices...like a slice of CAKE! LOL!
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^ You kiddin me? It would be weirdly better! I'm on the verge of making up some girl on girl action story that I had this weekend. I mean for fucks sake now!
And my ass got reamed.....over this...???? LOL LOL LOL.
I'm confused. This ass reaming, was this during or after the girl/girl action?^ You kiddin me? It would be weirdly better! I'm on the verge of making up some girl on girl action story that I had this weekend. I mean for fucks sake now!
And my ass got reamed.....over this...???? LOL LOL LOL.
At least Thames has a job.On behalf of the Stereotypes Alliance I would like to thank MB for not only making the black man on his show a drug addict/dealer who has been to gaol but also a "playa". Now all he needs are some illegitimate children that he won't pay child support for and the circle will be complete.
Well I take exception to the fact that Mr. Baggins complains about my ass when he friggin started it and then bitches about all the side convo's when he's disappeared under who knows what rock for days on end. Instead of saying hey thanks for keeping the thread alive it's just complaints, complaints complaints. Ungrateful as well.
Oh no, I'm so sorry, that's not the impression I meant to give at all! I DID say thank you for you keeping this thread bumped so Athony can't delete it. I do appreciate that. Please, don't think I'm ungrateful. We can still be friends.
Whoever, you don't seen "side convos" going on in any other thread. I guess it's because my thread is a slice of life and people want to contribute with their own slices...like a slice of CAKE! LOL!
I'm confused. This ass reaming, was this during or after the girl/girl action?^ You kiddin me? It would be weirdly better! I'm on the verge of making up some girl on girl action story that I had this weekend. I mean for fucks sake now!
And my ass got reamed.....over this...???? LOL LOL LOL.
It could just as easily have been during.
Ass-to-ass?
they have double ended ones so it's not a problem and nobody is left out...yeah!!
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