Okay I will try to cover everything I've read in this thread so far:
I actually want to ask for MORE mayo and mustard on my Subway sandwiches. It's probably the chains I go to, the area I live in, or the type of sandwich I order, but I always feel like I can barely taste the condiments on my sandwiches.
I love ranch on everything, especially salad and pizza. I would never eat salad unless it was drenched in some type of dressing, lettuce tastes icky by itself or with little flavoring. And when I think about what's in ranch dressing I get kind of grossed out, but the taste is just irresistable. God it's just so good.
I would put Sonic above many fast food chains. Maybe it's just the ones in my area, but they are always very nice, very clean, and with unique menu items you can't get at most places. Like chili dogs, I only know of one other fast food place that serves them around here and Sonic's are far superior. They have tater tots, which for some reason aren't popular at other fast food chains around here either. And of course they have the slush puppies, which I haven't been able to find anywhere else at all except once at the state fair. I would put Sonic faaaar above McDonalds, Burger King, Wendy's, etc.
Togos and Quiznos are okay but I don't like any of their sandwich choices. I only like chicken sandwiches and theirs taste weird.
Raw meat is icky too. Southwestern style ranch is yummy.
Oh, and although I love ranch on most things and enjoy a larger serving of condiments than most in this thread, I am not even close to overweight and I'm not a "neckbeard."

I just enjoy stuff that tastes good.