MadBaggins wears the cheese. It does not wear him.
I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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MadBaggins wears the cheese. It does not wear him.
Yeah... you really showed him. And what do you mean "giving him a piece of your mind"? Accussing him of doing to you what you've done to everyone else and then throwing a temper tantrum? You're lucky he and Mrs Thames didn't put you in timeout, young man.
Ignoring the lack of food and a potty. It's OK... you can just go Survivorman on us, and just eat what you produce! It'll eliminate two problems!
Good for you. How's that been treating you?
Have you seen her ass yet though? That seems to be how you pick out your potential mates.
You're right. There is no reason for her to know that you are completely off your rocker. Not an important piece of information for a relationship at all.
.... Have you been here the past few seasons? Really? You've been posting these threads for two years now and you can really say that with out a
or a 
behind it?!?Have you provided her with links to this place? Are you telling her about your real life or your wrestler-superstar life where you didn't bang your cousin, an underaged girl, a homeless girl, do drugs, and abandon everyone multiple times?
No, from what you've posted, no one is out to get you. In fact, I'm pretty sure that you are your own worst enemy.
That seals it: either you haven't been telling her what you've been telling us, or you've been leaving out lots of details, and probably lots of broad strokes too.
Come on, MB.. You can't just tell us that and then leave it be.... give us some details!
So you conned her into personal details and her name, but you still refuse to actually tell her anything about yourself or let her know that you're not really a wrestler? Let me know how that works out for you.
Just remember, it's not paranoia if they really are after you.
MB, I think she might be out to get you. You should change your name to Major Barcalow in order to throw her off your trail.
Ahh, The Major.
Single-handedly responsible for getting me adicted to this place.
The Major was waaaayyyy before my time here, but someone provided a link to some of his archived threads during a discussion of the history of this BBS. I hadn't laughed so hard in a long time. Then I discovered Baggins. Laughed for totally different reasons though...
^We posted at the same time.
And I agree. He could definitely stand to learn when incest is appropriate. Maybe some tasteful use of cousin coupling can bring this season up in ratings.
And I agree. He could definitely stand to learn when incest is appropriate. Maybe some tasteful use of cousin coupling can bring this season up in ratings.
What happened to the major? Was he banned?
^I wasn't around when it all happened, but if I read some of the threads that mentioned him in recent years, I think another poster stepped out of the shadows and admitted to being Barcalow the entire time. I'm wondering if it's any coincidence that both the Major and Baggins have the initials MB and they both write bizarre threads?!? 
^ Check the "Singles Night" thread on the site MLB provided. Too little character development...the writers eventually ended the run before viewers completely lost interest.
I think it's awesome that I recognize literally no one in that thread, except for Miss Chicken.
That is bizarre.... I briefly skimmed through the above-mentioned "Singles Night" thread, and it looks a lot like a MadBaggins thread.... It's erie to say the least. 
I have a prediction for the end of this thread.
His mom or alicia will post in here, saying they found this site on his PC, and he's in the asylum/thrown himself off a bridge, then berating us for not being supportive. To which we'll be even more derogatory, point out the other threads, and let them figure it out.
(just wanted to pre-empt the writers, is all)
His mom or alicia will post in here, saying they found this site on his PC, and he's in the asylum/thrown himself off a bridge, then berating us for not being supportive. To which we'll be even more derogatory, point out the other threads, and let them figure it out.
(just wanted to pre-empt the writers, is all)
I think it's awesome that I recognize literally no one in that thread, except for Miss Chicken.
I recognized a few. But you didn't recognize the guy whom one of our smilies is named after?
I didn't see Techman, no.
Great, you just wrecked the finale, and now the writers will have to come up with a NEW twist ending, except in a hurry, and with the budget already blown...
I'm wondering if it's any coincidence that both the Major and Baggins have the initials MB and they both write bizarre threads?!?
If anyone really thinks it's a coincidence, then I've got some waterfront property on Mars to sell them.
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