I would throw a divider at you but I don't know the cost of them and I might break it.
Six people to worry about today
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I would throw a divider at you but I don't know the cost of them and I might break it.
I dunno. Ruling over idiots might be less intellectually stimulating, but making them suffer under the Iguana's talons would be much more rewarding.
Volunteers for a postition under Mr Iguana ~ in the ruling the world thing obviously
Commander Rabbit
Commander
I wish I didn't believe them, but I do. This was my own experience a couple weeks ago... I was checking out at the grocery store w/ a bag of apricots and a few other items.
Cashier 1: What're these,peaches?
Rabbit: No, they're apricots.
Cashier 1: Oh. Hey, Cashier 2, what's the code for apricots?
Cashier 2: [gives a number]
Cashier 1 punches in the number, then: No, that's for oranges. What did you say these are, peaches?
Rabbit: No, they're apricots.
Cashier 1: They're not on our list. What are they again?
Rabbit, very slowly and loudly: Ap-ri-cots. A-P-R-I-C-O-T.
Cashier 2: What are they under?
Rabbit: What do you mean, "What are they under?"?
Cashier 2: Well, are they under peaches, or apples, or what?
Rabbit: They're not any of those! They're apricots!
Cashier 1: What're these,peaches?
Rabbit: No, they're apricots.
Cashier 1: Oh. Hey, Cashier 2, what's the code for apricots?
Cashier 2: [gives a number]
Cashier 1 punches in the number, then: No, that's for oranges. What did you say these are, peaches?
Rabbit: No, they're apricots.
Cashier 1: They're not on our list. What are they again?
Rabbit, very slowly and loudly: Ap-ri-cots. A-P-R-I-C-O-T.
Cashier 2: What are they under?
Rabbit: What do you mean, "What are they under?"?
Cashier 2: Well, are they under peaches, or apples, or what?
Rabbit: They're not any of those! They're apricots!
Don't worry. It looks like she's about to kill him off soon.And what's worse is #6 has already reproduced another F student!
A
Amaris
Guest
You: "Apricots."
Cashier: "Peaches?"
You: "Apri-cots!"
Cashier: "Peach-es!"
You: "A-P"
Cashier: "P-E"
J.
You'd have really sent the poor cashier for a loop if you'd said, "They're like peaches, but without fur".
Especially because those would be nectarines.
You'd have really sent the poor cashier for a loop if you'd said, "They're like peaches, but without fur".
I'll have my lawyers call your lawyers.
Well this doesn't give me much faith in the human race.
I'll have my lawyers call your lawyers.
Well this doesn't give me much faith in the human race.
no legalease under my rulership, you disobey, its the masamune, back-talk, the masamune, talk out of turn, the masamune, paddleing the school boat, its the masamune
Especially because those would be nectarines.You'd have really sent the poor cashier for a loop if you'd said, "They're like peaches, but without fur".
Oh. crap.
Well, count me as one of the stupid cashier types then.
I wasn't even supposed to work today!!!
Especially because those would be nectarines.You'd have really sent the poor cashier for a loop if you'd said, "They're like peaches, but without fur".
Oh. crap.
Well, count me as one of the stupid cashier types then.
I wasn't even supposed to work today!!!
That was totally cosmic.
That's OK. I'm sure you have other ... more "tangible" talents.
It's okay. I worked in the Produce Department for 5 years. You didn't stand a chance.Especially because those would be nectarines.You'd have really sent the poor cashier for a loop if you'd said, "They're like peaches, but without fur".
Oh. crap.
in the ruling the world thing obviously
And what about the binding?
I'm not talking about legal contracts.
Especially because those would be nectarines.
Oh. crap.
Well, count me as one of the stupid cashier types then.
I wasn't even supposed to work today!!!
That was totally cosmic.
I aim to please.
It's okay. I worked in the Produce Department for 5 years. You didn't stand a chance.
Well then, let's just acknowledge that I was humble enough not to defend myself.
Nardpuncher
Rear Admiral
Well , I'm not sure how many of those actually happened to the OP, sorry if I'm wrong.
I had a coworker that when seeing a drawing of a lioness, asked me what it was, I said a lion, she asked where the hair was. Understandable, as most of us think of a lion with a mane...but I told her this was a female. She looked at me. She then asked why it didn't have all the hair. I told her again because it's a female. then I realized she didn't know that the females don't have manes.
I had a coworker that when seeing a drawing of a lioness, asked me what it was, I said a lion, she asked where the hair was. Understandable, as most of us think of a lion with a mane...but I told her this was a female. She looked at me. She then asked why it didn't have all the hair. I told her again because it's a female. then I realized she didn't know that the females don't have manes.
I think the real question is: how did Woolworths survive?
[Probably an old story, or it refers to the original Woolworths which, unlike the UK counterpart, didn't go into liquidation this year - someone]
Oh. crap.
Well, count me as one of the stupid cashier types then.
I wasn't even supposed to work today!!!
That was totally cosmic.
I aim to please.
I'll be the judge of that.
The Iguana is too busy to administer discipline personally when you can have a host of lawyers doing your evil bidding.
This is actually a true story. When I was at university, we had an animal anatomy class, part of which included dissecting (ugly) critters. At one point, we were dissecting some worm thingy, and this girl, who was much older than any of us, due to having to repeat every single year about 3 times before passing, asked the following question:
Girl: "How do you know whether it's a male or a female?"
Other girl: "It's a hermaphrodite."
Girl: "Right. I'm thinking mine's male."
Other person: "No, it's a hermaphrodite."
Girl: "So a female?"
Entire class: "Hermaphrodite!"
Girl: "How do you know whether it's a male or a female?"
Other girl: "It's a hermaphrodite."
Girl: "Right. I'm thinking mine's male."
Other person: "No, it's a hermaphrodite."
Girl: "So a female?"
Entire class:
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