Now accepting applications for Aragorn's School for Gifted TrekBBSers

[Aragorn]

"Mutatis mutandis."

1407 Graymalkin Lane
Salem Center
Westchester County, New York


Anonymity is a poster's first chance against the world's hostility. To the public, we're merely a school for gifted TrekBBSers. BigFoot, Agent Richard07 and auntiehill were some of my first students. I protected them, taught them to control their powers, and in time, teach others to do the same. The students are mostly runaways -- frightened, alone. Some with gifts so extreme that they've become a danger to themselves and those around them.

But the school is merely a public face. The lower levels, however, are an entirely different matter.

There are posters out there with incredible powers, and many who do not share my respect for mankind. If no one is equipped to oppose them, humanity's days could be over.

Will you stand with me to oppose the Brotherhood of TrekBBSers?

At night, street lights have a tendency to go out whenever I walk by them. So my ability is absorption. What's yours?

 

[RJDiogenes]

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^^ The streetlight thing happens to me, too.

I also have the power to soothe and hypnotize people with my voice and make them do my bidding.

 

[judge alba]

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I have the power to make people feel sick when I'm near.
oh and I can run like the wind when trouble brews

 

[Zulu Romeo]

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I can capture a copy of the essence of the souls of people who I have travelled with, and occasionally call upon their wisdom and powers to assist my goals. Though sometimes, they do disagree. [No we don't - someone]

Aragorn's School for Gifted TrekBBSers

So, this is Aragorn's school? So does that make us the A-Men?

Well, amen to that.

As you can see, I also have the power to create and manipulate puns. Back in the Munich Circus, I was known as The Punning Linguist.

 

[Mistral]

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I have the ability to stop time. I know this because any watch I wear ceases to tell time. I can also turn rational human beings into raging maniacs using the power of conversation. I often do this while playing online video games.

 

[Lindley]

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Ah, but if anyone unwanted attends, will they be re-gifted?

My power is random references.

 

[Daneel]

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I have the power of invisibility... well, it may just be the power of being ignored, but invisibility sounds cooler, so I'm gonna stick with that.

 

[Plecostomus]

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I have the power to enrage moderators and become banned from nearly any BBS on the internet.

Also, my ass is capable of generating a toxic cloud that can liquefy the hardest of metals, dissolve the most advanced polymers and make people run from the room shouting "OMG NASTY!" I blame the steady diet of protein shakes and gyros that I'm on.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

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I have the power to grind pretty popular threads to a screeching halt with a single post

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

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I have the power to shout loudly in bleachers, to cause near homicidal rage in Red Sox fans, and to overreact to the slightest trivial detail.

Oh, and I can send rocks to sleep via hypnosis.

 

[Plecostomus]

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I have the power to enrage moderators and become banned from nearly any BBS on the internet.

I have the power to grind pretty popular threads to a screeching halt with a single post

Clearly we need to team up.

 

[Aragorn]

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^ Uh oh. Is this the Brotherhood of TrekBBSers I see forming?

 

[Plecostomus]

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^ Uh oh. Is this the Brotherhood of TrekBBSers I see forming?

If you promise to waive the membership fee for six months I will agree to use my powers for your benefit.

 

[Trekker4747]

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Are you renting your grounds from Lex Luthor?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

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Are you renting your grounds from Lex Luthor?

I hear he's a pretty lousy landlord...

http://lexvsx3.ytmnd.com/

 

[CorporalClegg]

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I have the power of hyperbole. I can elevate shit in a single word ... Er sentence.

 

[Sephiroth]

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i have the power to kill with a noise, also I can make women on the other side of the planet stain thier underwear with a single line of text

 

[ManOnTheWave]

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I can urinate on targets from great distances. This power came to me after my purchase of a zero filter pitcher.

 

[BigFoot]

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I apologize for the slighty OT post, but I just wanted to say that while I knew the X-Men academy was shot at Hatley castle, I never noticed they used it on Smallville as well (for the Luthor mansion).

I actually went there with my ex for her graduation party.

P.S.: My special power still eludes me.

 

[Misfit Toy]

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I uhh...have my own cape...