quote mashup "

[Triskelion]

This is where you misquote the poster above you, and respond to the new quote.

 

[tharpdevenport]

How about thread quote mash-ups? Way more fun:

Is anyone else excited to feel old?

Chevy Chase? ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH?!?!?

Do you express yourself ENOUGH?!?!?

Which gross is better?

One or more flame at a time.

Have you ever felt tempted to steal anyone?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Nah that's been done to death.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Nah you misquote the poster above you"

 

[Triskelion]

"Nah you massage the poster above you"

I don't think that's appropriate. I mean where does the oil go?

 

[Trekker4747]

"Nah you massage the poster above you"

I don't think that's appropriate. I mean where does the coil go?

I think that much is obvious.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

"Nah you massage the poster above you"

I don't think that's appropriate. I mean where does the coil go?

Eh, when I'm drunk, I'm oblivious.

 

[Triskelion]

I don't think that's appropriate. I mean where does the coil go?

Eh, when I'm drunk, I'm oblivious.

Are you drunk right now ManOnTheWave? Because it's never a good idea to drink and post.

 

[cultcross]

Because it's never a good idea to think and post.

You're in the right place.

 

[Trekker4747]

Because it's never a good idea to think and post.

Urinate in a tight place.

TMI man!

 

[Supreme Admiral]

Because it's never a good idea to think and post.

Urinate in a tight place.

TMI man!

I couldn't agree with you more.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Urinate in a tight place.

TMI man!

I couldn't disagree with you more.

Fascinating.

 

[Gryffindorian]

TATS!

 

[tehfunz0rz]

Urinate in a tight place.

TMI man!

I did the obsequious chore.

What? That doesn't even make sense. And you're supposed to modify the previous poster's message, not quote verbatim like you're all dedicated to the "truth" and stuff. Otherwise, there'd be no point to this thread. (It's tenuous enough as it is.)

EDIT: I hate it when that happens.

 

[RJDiogenes]

TITS!

EDIT: I mate when that happens.

Just don't forget to say, "Please."

 

[Mike Farley]

Must forget to pass peas

What does food have to do with anything?

 

[Major Chord]

Must forget to pass peas

Where does your foot go when mating?

Well...that's all a matter of personal preference. Be sure to ask your partner first, and always have a safety word.

 

[Triskelion]

Must forget to pass peas

Where does your foot go when mating?

Well...that's all a matter of personal hygiene. Be sure to wax your partner first, and always have a bran muffin.

I can understand the benefits of a good bikini wax, but do you eat the bran before or after the act of congress?

 

[Mike Farley]

Where does your foot go when mating?

Well...that's all a matter of personal hygiene. Be sure to wax your partner first, and always have a bran muffin.

I can understand the benefits of a good bikini wax, but do you eat the brains before or after dissolving congress?

Acting like a zombie does not excuse the destruction of a branch of government!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well...that's all a matter of personal hygiene. Be sure to wax your partner first, and always have a bran muffin.

I can understand the benefits of a good bikini wax, but do you eat the brains before or after dissolving congress?

Acting like a zombie does not excuse the destruction of a branch of government!

Saying that you gotta be a zombie to be a member of Congress is a bit harsh, isn't it?