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One of the saddest things I've ever seen..

Trekker4747

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So I was out of town Fri-Sun helping out at another store that just opened about two hours from here for the weekend (being a brand new store and being easily the best store for miles they're doing awesome levels of business) so they put me up in a hotel for the weekend.

I told the regional director, kiddingly, when I agreed to do this that I expect nothing less than a 5-star hotel suite/villa. He chuckled and said I'd get the best he could find.

Well he came through, sorta.

I got what must be the "honeymoon suite" of a Hampton Inn in this town. It's an older, sort of run down, hotel that's on the frontage road that runs along side the US Highway leading into the town. I got what must passes for a trailer-trash smalltown "honeymoon suite."

Now, despite wht I said to my director, I didn't expect to have anything fancy for accomidations so I wasn't necessairly disapointed in my dwelling for the weekend.

My hotel room was your average-sized hotel room with the average as expected appointments and fixtures with one notable, glaring, exception that struck me as odd (and made me suspct this passes as a sad "honeymoon suite" or possibly some prom-night fantasy of ass-tapping. It was a single room, and in the corner of the room where there would normally be the second bed there was a jacuzzi tub.

In the main living area of the hotel room (I.E. not in the bathroom.)

The appaerance of this just struck me as odd and out of place as it didn't really "go" with the room. My laptop, long since deceased due to a power-supply issue that wasn't worth repairing, was never replaced so I didn't have a computer and thus no internet access. I expected there to be a web-TV setup (or something similar) in the hotel room (I've seen this in other rooms where the keyboard and pointer device were in the dresser/TV cabinet) but no. I had no internet, but I had a jacuzzi/whirpool tub.

So Saturday night after a long day at the store (about a 14 hour day) I got dinner then went back to the hotel room, put in a DVD (I brought along a portable DVD player and cords to hook it up to a TV (composite cords) and fired up the jacuzzi.

Damn that thing was loud. I could hardly hear the TV without turning up to what I felt would be unreasonable levels to not disturb my hotel-neighbor and the sound-output on that little DVD player is hardly stellar, nor the speakers on that ancient CRT TV I had.) So I took a fairly quick, relaxing, bath in my sad little jacuzzi sitting in a hotel room in an isolated West-Central Kansas college town.

Fun.

How was your weekend?
 
None of this really sounds that sad? I mean, not terrific, but not that bad.

The saddest things I've ever seen have generally been in India. Things and people I will probably carry images of in my head for the rest of my life.

How was your weekend?

Not great, but could have been worse.
 
None of this really sounds that sad? I mean, not terrific, but not that bad.

The saddest things I've ever seen have generally been in India. Things and people I will probably carry images of in my head for the rest of my life.

How was your weekend?

Not great, but could have been worse.

Grand scale of things? Yeah, not that sad.

But under the concept of this being the closes thing to a "honeymoon suite" or a suite for horny teenagers on prom-night it's kinda sad that it's a tiny hotel room (a step or two away from being a motel) in a smallish Kansan town with a jacuzzi in the corner of a standard hotel room.

I just can't see this being a "need" for the average traveler, or trucker, enroute along the US highway.

I was being a bit pedantic in my thread-title anyway.
 
Yeah, sounds a bit tacky but maybe it's really all some people can afford and it's a bit of a treat for them.

Also I don't need the thought of you relaxing in a hot tub in a honeymoon suite! :lol:
 
Yeah, sounds a bit tacky but maybe it's really all some people can afford and it's a bit of a treat for them.

Also I don't need the thought of you relaxing in a hot tub in a honeymoon suite! :lol:

Then I shouldn't mention that I was naked? (It wasn't a hot tub, not to be pedantic, but it didn't have a heater built in it just jets to agitate the water. It did have some oils that I dumped into the the thing for some bubbles and for the promised soothing effects of the oil according to the bottle.)

Oh, this hotel room also had one of those shity, fairly standard in older hotels, climate-control wall units that's either on or it's off but you can't, like, set a temperature and have it maintain it like with a thermostat (where it'd cycle on and off) so I'd end up either freezing all night as it ran (and unable to sleep with the noise it made, as well as the nosie the mini-fridge made) or hot all night without any climate control and being under the covers.

Sigh. I hate hotels.
 
Wow...Someone goes out of their way for you, and you bitch and complain. :rolleyes: Did you not enjoy it at all??
 
Wow...Someone goes out of their way for you, and you bitch and complain. :rolleyes: Did you not enjoy it at all??

He didn't really "go out of his way for me" he had to put me up in a room, and have the company pay for it, as part of me helping out over the weekend and they had booked the the bulk of that inn for the other outside employees working there over the weekend. The only "out of the way" he did for me was assigning me to that room. Which is great, I appreciated it, but at the same time a jacuzzi in a hotel-room like that strikes me as odd.

I'm not complaining so much as I'm musing.

I don't, I've had more than a few adventures in them. Sorry that your room was a disappointment though.

Room wasn't a disapointment, witht he jacuzzi it was actually better than I was expecting.

(Well, I guess the lack of an in-room internet access device pushes with the jacuzzi making it the disapointment/impressed ratio even back out to "as expected." ;) But then again I was so tired when I finally got back to the hotel Friday and Saturday nights that I was hardly able to stay up through watching a movie on DVD so I may not have gotten much out of internet use anyway.)
 
Hotels should be fairly simple things, really. I've stayed in fancy rooms on the company dime a few times, and it just seems like such a waste. Here's this really nice room, and I have no desire to be in it except when I'm sleeping because there's nothing to do. I mean, you're out traveling, right? Go see something!
 
The worst part of your weekend was that you couldn't hear your T.V. over the jacuzzi? That's rough, bro.

Of course, the worst part of my weekend was that the Dallas Theater stretched the aspect ratio of Thunder Road (1.33:1) to fill a 1.78:1 screen... so, I don't really have any room to talk. :lol:
 
Hotels should be fairly simple things, really. I've stayed in fancy rooms on the company dime a few times, and it just seems like such a waste. Here's this really nice room, and I have no desire to be in it except when I'm sleeping because there's nothing to do. I mean, you're out traveling, right? Go see something!

Oh I dunno, I do love a good hotel room at times. Sometimes it doesn't matter, but sometimes it makes all the difference. We've stayed in quite a few places around the world and I have to say, I absolutely loved staying at The Venetian in Las Vegas. It's not something I'd want to do all the time, but it was just a gorgeous room and something I definitely appreciated.
 
Those homeless people have got nothing on you when it comes to sadness. I don't know how you got through the weekend.
 
I mean, you're out traveling, right? Go see something!

College town in West Central Kansas nothing to see or do but watch guys 12 years my junior get drunk in the drinking district, drive around streets typical of college towns that were designed by first-year city-planning students or walk around a one-story mall with an whopping 30 stores in it.

If I was in a major city, sure, I'd get out and do something. In this town? There's nothing to do for a 30 year old guy with no interest in drinking and had to be up a 5 the next morning for a 12-14 hour shift.

Buddy of mine runs into similar problems on "business trips" his company sends him on. He's an insurance rep on a big account and he's often sent to places as a consultant during times when employees can make adjustments to their policies. The account he's on is for a meat-packing company whos plants are in middle-of-nowhere towns that aren't really parts of larger cities. So he gets sent to nothing towns where the nicest restaurant in the area is a greasy-spoon operated by Ma and Pa Kettle with a great Seniors' Buffet Early Bird Special.

He says he's very board in these towns, luckily for him he owns a laptop and can often get on the internet in his hotel room with it but he, too, never has time on his business trips to really do anything of note (like maybe drive to nearby major cities like in the case he was sent to a place an hour or so outside Philly.)

I will say though, being in a college town has the pluses of seeing college-aged hotties. Flirted with one qutie heavily who was my waitress at Chilis Friday night. :)

But otherwise, glad to be back in the city, or the suburbs of a city.

Those homeless people have got nothing on you when it comes to sadness. I don't know how you got through the weekend.

Hello there, Mr. Pedantic!

Did I say it was the worst, most horrible, disgusting thing ever? No.

Scale. Look it up.

(Also, you may want to look up humor.)
 
Those homeless people have got nothing on you when it comes to sadness. I don't know how you got through the weekend.
Hello there, Mr. Pedantic!

Did I say it was the worst, most horrible, disgusting thing ever? No.

Scale. Look it up.

(Also, you may want to look up humor.)

You said it was one of the saddest things you've ever seen. When in reality it was probably a minor inconvenience that you weren't even paying for. Even if you were exaggerating, it seems a bit ungrateful and petty and not really funny at all, considering so many things that people deal with in their daily lives.
 
You said it was one of the saddest things you've ever seen. When in reality it was probably a minor inconvenience that you weren't even paying for. Even if you were exaggerating, it seems a bit ungrateful and petty and not really funny at all, considering so many things that people deal with in their daily lives.

And we have a winner.
 
I'm not complaining so much as I'm musing.

Looks an awful lot like a complaint from where I'm sitting.

You may be surprised to hear this, but this seems to be fairly common in hotels nowdays. What really sucks is that all these really are are normal hotel rooms with one bed removed to make room for the whirpool and maybe a minifridge. And they get a $20+ premium for them.

Now if they called this a party suite, then I could understand....
 
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