TOS Caption Contest #138: Intentions, Good and Bad

[Rat Boy]

Actor who played Floyd: "Yes, I actually live here."

 

[Shatmandu]

Floyd: "Pssst. Remember, you promised to let me sniff your fingers after."
Kirk: "... I don't know him."

 

[cooleddie74]

FLOYD:"Ohhhhhh...Andy's not gonna like THIS one bit!"

 

[cooleddie74]

LESLIE:"Hey...Mike...


Whaddya dream about?"

 

[scottydog]

Edith: "Love the way you came in my basement and licked it clean."

 

[Rat Boy]

Oakland Raiders Head Coach Tom Cable right after today's practice.

 

[Captain Crow]

Lieutenant Commander McCheese: It's at boring times like this I wish I was a red shirt with some ethnic name like Ensign Hector Motombo and was sent on an landing party so I could be put out of my misery.

Floyd: I'd be careful with her if I where you. She's got more crabs than all the boats from Deadliest Catch combined.

Kirk: I wounder if they do ass waxes and pubic trims?

 

[SeerSGB]

Shatner: So I told Harlan that I would talk to Gene about him doing the rewrites.

Joan: Really, what'd Gene say?

Shatner: You kidding, fuck it, I've got better things to do. Besides, it's not like Harlan's going bitch about it for the next 20 years or something.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Edith: A man named Beckwith says he's running from you.
Kirk: Who?
Edith: Nevermind. Let's go see that war vet Trooper.
Kirk: Who?

 

[Cuhl]

"I'll give him the key to the city, all right..."

 

[Shaw]

Spock: Captain, I think I've found something rather disturbing.

 

[Gertch]

Edith: "Don't worry, it happens to lots of guys."
Kirk: "And they eventually get over it?"
Edith: "I wouldn't know."

 

[Rat Boy]

Mixing and dubbing for the new Jonas Brothers album is in fact as aggravating as it sounds.

 

[Alrik]

Edith: "Now before we go upstairs, what's the rule again."

Kirk: "I supposed to lick it before I stick it."

 

[Alrik]

"Um, remind me again. Which one's shields and which one's Auto Destruct."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Edith: Jim, darling, there's been something I've been meaning to tell you. I've got a pork sausage in my panties.
Kirk: I like a girl with a little extra meat on her.

 

[Alrik]

Spock: "You there, be hind the column. If you even think about trying to jump out and attack me, be warned that you will be spending the next week trying to dislodge your nuts from your throat."

 

[Alrik]

Edith: "That Opie sure is a nice boy."

Kirk: "I'd have to agree, but his little friend Leon."

Edith: "What about him?"

Kirk: "I can't put my finger on it, but every time I see him I get this strange craving for Tranya."

 

[Gertch]

Edith: "They're on sale so I'll buy you one. But I'm not putting it to my mouth."

 

[Shatmandu]

Floyd: "Psssst. She sucked my dick so hard, the sheets went up my butt."