TOS Caption Contest #138: Intentions, Good and Bad

[Noname Given]

The methods used by hare krishna followers to get donations had changed drastically by the 23rd century.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock never made it to the Health Care Town Hall Meeting.

 

[milo bloom]

SPOCK, thinking: "...stupid LARP games, where am I going to find a grumpy guy holding an oversized key? I should have stayed onboard to play Magic: The Gathering with Chekov."

 

[Triskelion]

Spock never made it to the Health Care Town Hall Meeting.

Outpost4 never made it to the Sewer Planning Commission Meeting.

 

[M'Sharak]

^ Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Jim, Alexis Carrington must die.
Kirk: Shit. Why can't it be that boring bitch Krystle?

 

[Shatmandu]

Mr. Jumpsuit, revealing himself: "CANON VIOLATION!!!!! <hits Spock in neck with weapon> You told Uhura <again> Vulcan has no moon <and again> but then we saw one <and again> in The Search for Spock. <killing blow>"

Jumpsuit: "That show promotes homosexuality!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Jumpsuit: "I represent the RIAA and you're not authorized to play 'Stayin' Alive' in public!"

*whack*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Jumpsuit: Velour! I must have velour.

*WHACK*

 

[Captain Crow]

Jumpsuit Guy: I've got your "pineapple" from under the sea right here!

[looks at large safety pin in his hand]

Jumpsuit Guy: SHIT! Where the hell did that thing go?

[Walks off to go find it. An explosion is heard and the jumpsuit (without the guy) flies past the camera]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Jumpsuit: Hey, you look nothing like Zachary Quinto!

*WHACK*

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock never realised how dangerous it was to be a door-to-door Avon salesman.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Like taking candy from a baby."

Jumpsuit (muttering): "Just try it, you Vulcan fucker."

 

[Isis]

Here's a two-parter...

Edith: "Mumsy is tickled pink that you're my young man and we're engaged..." yada-yada-yada "Binky and Allegra will be my bridesmaids, and I hope your Mister Spock doesn't mind that Daddy's business partner, E. Muffington Huffington, will be best man..." yada-yada-yada "And of course you'll go to work for Daddy..." yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada yada-yada-yada

 

[scottydog]

A two-parter just like Isis:

Edith, thinking to herself: "I hope my young man here doesn't mind that Dr. McCoy wants to examine me later. Oh and I must remember to pick up my nude-jumping-jack allergy medicine tomorrow."

 

[Shatmandu]

Jumpsuiter: "MANCHESTER UNITED!"

*whack!*

Jumpsuiter: "Oh, you wanna drop on the deck and flop like a fish, eh?"

*whack*

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock rightclicks and saves.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Actor thinking: Shattner going to be this fat some day, I swear.

Kirk: "Nothe last time I went to a barber named, Floyd he sound like a real creepy guy from a small town in the south, kept going on about someone named Andy and Goober and Aunt Bea's cooking."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "But ... but ... it's a dream come true ..."

Kirk: "Set Phasers on Fudge."
<McCheese winces.>

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCHEESE: I gotta remember to thank whoever brought this snack tray.