I was attached by a white blury thing!

[Kirk's_Tights]

IT WAS THE MOTHMAN.

 

[Shatmandu]

I was attached by a white blury thing!

You were attached? I'm now convinced that Jayson is the first sentient Lego person.

I mean't attacked, but if I didn't have bad spelling and typo's, people might not no it's me!


Jason

The stink of desperation would give you away.

Joe, April fresh

 

[Jayson]

My theory is that it's either a bird or a ghost or a boulder.

Theory #1 is correct.

Theory #2 doesn't exist.

Theory #3 is stupid.

Joe, numbered

The bid theory is the one I beleive in the most, though it's also the more boring of my theories. Part of me wishes it would be a ghost or alien, just because that would be more cool. The only reason I have doubts about the bird theory is the fact that I didn't see a dead bird, when I checked the road. Can a bird, survive after ramming into a fast moving vehicle like a truck? Also it was pretty far away, so it was as if it was trying to attack my truck. Why would a bird do that?

Jason

 

[Velocity]

There is a herd of white deer in Wisconsin. Were you in Wisconsin?

 

[Jayson]

There is a herd of white deer in Wisconsin. Were you in Wisconsin?

Nope, in Oklahoma. Couldn't be deer, because deer don't fly and they aren't that small. Granted it's hard to get a acurate judge on the size, because it's a blur, but it didn't seem like something that was huge.

Jason

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

The bid theory is the one I beleive in the most, though it's also the more boring of my theories.

I dunno, it sounds interesting: A white blurry thing attached itself to you and is now auctioning you off.

 

[Jayson]

The bid theory is the one I beleive in the most, though it's also the more boring of my theories.

I dunno, it sounds interesting: A white blurry thing attached itself to you and is now auctioning you off.

Not another typo! I swore I would, put more effort in preventing them. This is what happens when people don't get sex.

Jason

 

[Mike Farley]

The bid theory is the one I beleive in the most, though it's also the more boring of my theories. Part of me wishes it would be a ghost or alien, just because that would be more cool. The only reason I have doubts about the bird theory is the fact that I didn't see a dead bird, when I checked the road. Can a bird, survive after ramming into a fast moving vehicle like a truck? Also it was pretty far away, so it was as if it was trying to attack my truck. Why would a bird do that?

Jason

Might have been the ghost of an alien bird. Who knows what influences the actions of strange creatures from beyond the stars, especially dead ones.

 

[Laren]

Not another typo! I swore I would, put more effort in preventing them. This is what happens when people don't get sex.

Jason

The bad spelling and grammar is because of your lack of sex? Now I'm really rooting for you to nail that mute girl!

 

[RJDiogenes]

She must be a "Spell Chick."

 

[Velocity]

Everything I see when not wearing my glasses is blurry, but not white. How about a meteorite that was mostly ice? Really reaching here...

 

[CaptainStoner]

I think "energy phenomena" might be as close as we get. Of a type not yet understood by science, therefore said not to exist.

 

[RJDiogenes]

That's it-- it was a drunken Organian.

 

[Gepard]

That's it-- it was a drunken Organian.

And--given Jayson's lack of sex--it probably has something to do with accumulating Orgone, too.