The Official K'ehleyr Mayhem And Chaos Thread (BYOB)

[Plecostomus]

Alright lets get started...

*pours K'eh a glass of red and makes fun of her choice of printer*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

But mayhem and chaos go without saying when it comes to K'eh.

 

[Plecostomus]

Indeed.

Now speak of the devil where is she? (checks behind sofa)

 

[K'Ehleyr]

"Ahem" ~ I am here you know
And my printer is fine now thank you. Thanks to having to buy another cartridge... grr, grr, winge (shut up K'eh ~ Zee)
GO HP!
And where does the chaos come from exactly?
*takes swig of wine* AND a ciggie ~ bugger it it's Friday...

 

[Neeka Keet]

So will there be songs and then a marathon session of feats of strength? I like feats of strength.

 

[Plecostomus]

Oh great I'm about to get my ass kicked by a bunch of drunk British women again, aren't I? [again?! -- Wife Of Brian]

 

[K'Ehleyr]

So will there be songs and then a marathon session of feats of strength? I like feats of strength.

Oh songs, songs, yes let there be songs.
As you like them NK you can kick off

You can always challenge someone to an arm wrestle

And I did the Zee thing wrong [we noticed - Everyone]

 

[CorporalClegg]

Is there's nothing like a night of good food, mediocre booze, and bad Karaoke!

 

[T'Bonz]

Well shoot me a dh'rudh kll'inghann!

A genuine bar thread.

I haven't seen one of those in a month of Sundays.

Gimme an ale and make it quick.

Romulan ale, of course. Is there any other kind?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

*Pours bloodwine to all*

I'll start the karaoke...

'ej HumtaH 'ej DechtaH 'Iw
'ej Doq SoDtaH ghoSpa'
Sqral bIQtIq 'e' pa' jaj law'
mo' jaj puS jaj qeylIS molar mIgh HoHchu'qu'



Sausages rolls, vol-au-vonts and cheese and pineapple on sticks available on the buffet ~ I am only half Klingon after all

 

[Plecostomus]

*drunken stupor*

Aye lass you are at that... but it begs the question WHICH half where else do ye have ridges arrrrrrrrrrrhh

*falls over sideways*

 

[CorporalClegg]

Ahh... Klingon Opera: Music to my ears.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

'ej HumtaH 'ej DechtaH 'Iw
'ej Doq SoDtaH ghoSpa'
Sqral bIQtIq 'e' pa' jaj law'
mo' jaj puS jaj qeylIS molar mIgh HoHchu'qu'

You need a bronchoscopy.

 

[RevdKathy]

A BAR thread? S'truth, they'll be throwing chairs in here next!

I'll take a pint of doom bar and a double of highland park. Quick before the cops arrive.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

More Kali-fal and some Jumbo Mollusk for T'Bonz.

I trust you can take you ale Ms Bonz

 

[CorporalClegg]

Pass the Bloodwine.

I loath the taste, but it certainly gets the job done!

 

[Plecostomus]

*starts flirting with potted plant in corner*

So how you do'n?

 

[CorporalClegg]

^
Hopefully your relationship will grow.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

*drunken stupor*

Aye lass you are at that... but it begs the question WHICH half where else do ye have ridges arrrrrrrrrrrhh

*falls over sideways*

Blinking lightweight ~ shaves off Plecs eyebrows

Ahh... Klingon Opera: Music to my ears.

A lover of the true arts. Chech'tluth for my friend

A BAR thread? S'truth, they'll be throwing chairs in here next!

I'll take a pint of doom bar and a double of highland park. Quick before the cops arrive.

You'll take 2 of both or offend my honour
And the opera should sort out the cops

 

[RevdKathy]

Two of both will be fine, thank you.