TERROR AT 38,000 FEET!!!

[Squiggy]

And now I have reached the pinnacle of attention whoring.

Yesterday I was flying back to DC from Nashville after visiting my family for the weekend. Just your standard uneventful flight. I thought I'd dose off. Catch some Zzzz.

Apparently our good friends at Boeing had other ideas.

And now I'm famous!!!

Look at that face. You wanna make love to it...don't ya.

 

[Deckerd]

You're milking it now, baby.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Can you imagine the look on Wombat's face when he nonchalantly turned on the tv and saw Squiggy getting interviewed by Lauer?

 

[Deckerd]

I predict a rash of Squiggy film clip avatars by the end of the week.

 

[James Bond]

Can you imagine the look on Wombat's face when he nonchalantly turned on the tv and saw Squiggy getting interviewed by Lauer?

There are no words to describe how utterly hilarious that is. No words.

 

[Roshi]

Glad you're safe but boy, with that much attention you get you won't jizz the same way you used to do!

 

[SeerSGB]

Well here's the only question that matter: why didn't you plug TrekBBS ya' bastard? Or at least give a shout out to the TNZ geek and freaks.

Sincerely, good to see it wasn't as bad as it could have been, luck was watching out for ya.

Can you imagine the look on Wombat's face when he nonchalantly turned on the tv and saw Squiggy getting interviewed by Lauer?

There are no words to describe how utterly hilarious that is. No words.

Meh, he'll just claim Squiggy caused it for the attention.

Damn you Squiggy, does your whoring know no bounds? Endangering a flight just to get TV

 

[iguana_tonante]

Can you imagine the look on Wombat's face when he nonchalantly turned on the tv and saw Squiggy getting interviewed by Lauer?

I just spurted orange juice from my nose. Thank you, Roger.

 

[Agent Richard07]

Saw both your clips. Pretty impressive that you sat right under the hole, survived and managed to get an interview.

 

[Deckerd]

There are some unfounded and frankly disgraceful rumours going round that Squig made the hole himself.

 

[Roger Wilco]

^^
I heard that too. Shocking!

 

[Squiggy]

There are some unfounded and frankly disgraceful rumours going round that Squig made the hole himself.

Um...that's what she said?

 

[Lindley]

I assume the airline briefed you about the potential medical effects of exposure to a sudden change in pressure?

 

[DarkHelmet]

Wow. Glad you're ok, Michael!

 

[Squiggy]

I assume the airline briefed you about the potential medical effects of exposure to a sudden change in pressure?

Nope.

CA-CHING!

 

[WillsBabe]

Wow! You look and sound really professional in that clip - like you talk about this kinda stuff all the time!

 

[CorporalClegg]

So didja get a date with Lauer or his digits at least?

 

[Danoz]

I'm really glad you're safe... I fly out of Baltimore all the time using Southwest... which is why I feel really bad about having to do this:

 

[Squiggy]

Wow! You look and sound really professional in that clip - like you talk about this kinda stuff all the time!

I'm smart!

So didja get a date with Lauer or his digits at least?

Dude won't stop calling! I'm all "please. Show some respect" and he's all "But I want your body!"

Sad.

I'm really glad you're safe... I fly out of Baltimore all the time using Southwest... which is why I feel really bad about having to do this:

Oh my.

 

[Lindley]

I assume the airline briefed you about the potential medical effects of exposure to a sudden change in pressure?

Nope.

CA-CHING!

Well, if you feel any persistent muscle pain or weakness, get thee to a doctor immediately. (This one isn't likely unless you've been scuba diving recently.)