CARL:"WHOA, baby...
Teh Interwebs is blowin' my mind, man!!!"
Movie Caption Contest #100: Hall of Fame Game
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CARL:"WHOA, baby...
Teh Interwebs is blowin' my mind, man!!!"
Carl is back from the dead and we are testing him to make sure he has regained his normal faculties and prior degree of mental sophistication.
"Incorrect! Incorrect! Incorrect!"
"Whoa, how is dat not da answer? Carl needs more of da good stuff to really get da brain working. Whoa, dat's a dancing elephant, right?"
"Incorrect"
He's back.
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CARL:"A dime bag of Maui Wowie, baby..."
COMPUTER:"Correct, Man..."
Spock: Grignak, paddy whack, kick him in the ball sack.
Computer: Correct.
SPOCK:"What is the correct amount of over-the-counter nasal antidecongestant to put in the jar to create 40 ounces of Crystal Meth?"
COMPUTER:"Correct..."
Suicide prevention in the late 24th century had not evolved as far as some might have predicted.
Suicide prevention in the late 24th century had not evolved as far as some might have predicted.
Nor a cure for baldness.
Suicide prevention in the late 24th century had not evolved as far as some might have predicted.
Nor a cure for baldness.
Nor a cure for scenery chewing.
Suicide prevention in the late 24th century had not evolved as far as some might have predicted.
Nor a cure for baldness.
Nor a cure for scenery chewing.
Rat Boy: "Nor a cure for..."
Picard, Soran, & Kirk: "SHUT UP!"
Computer: "How did Khan know Chekov when Chekov hadn't joined the crew in the first season?"
<Spock sighs, reaches over, turns off that screen, and looks to the center.>
Spock: "With a methed-up Puerto Rican girl, reverse-cowgirl, and major thumb action."
Computer: "CORRECT!"
SPOCK: "One Night in Bangkok by Murray Head."
COMPUTER: "Correct!"
Shatner and McDowell focus on the scene. Meanwhile, Patrick Stewart gazes off into the distance, dreaming of the firm touch of Frakes's hands on his bare skin...
"This is awkward Bones... I remember the last time I had to tell a group of people I gave them an STD..."
KIRK:"Which one's your nephew, Scotty?
I've got to sweet-talk and cajole the little inbred dipshit so I can get to the bridge."
KIRK:"Not all of you will be coming back from this mission.
To those men and women I say...What the hell were you thinking?!"
SPOCK:"...what is 'He Who Smelt It, Dealt It' By Dave Stinx. Circa 2005."
COMPUTER:"Correct."
Carl Spock: "That jive-ass fool Rat Boy better have mo bitches than a pound on his hol'day"
(Have a good one!)
Kirk: Sulu! He was going to let us go.
Sulu: Hm?
Kirk: Now you march right back up to that water tower and change what you wrote.
Picard: And what you described isn't even physically possible. And there's no "X" in "Sucks"!
Kirk: Let the diplomatic exchange of body fluids commence.
Hey buddy, does it look like my "on duty" light is lit up?
WHAT WAS THE TWENTIETH CENTURY'S CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT?
"Magnum, P.I."
CORRECT!
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