CONFESSIONAL thread (ANONYMOUS so tell us the juicy stuff!)

[Tim]

Tell me your deepest, darkest secrets, and I'll post them in this thread (without any trace of your username, of course).

Let me get this straight. You want us to trust you?!

I don't know if I should tell that story about you, a yeti, a rowing oar, and two bottles of Pinot Grigio.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Another one, and I don't think it will take people too long to guess the source...

I once cheered for the Boston Red Sox.

Now let me explain: It was during the 2007 ALCS. The Yankees (my favorite team) had just been defeated by the Indians in the ALDS. So I reasoned that I could not immediately turn around and start cheering *for* a team I'd just spent days rooting against. I was new to this whole sports rivalry thing, so I figured, why not cheer on the Sox?

Of course I'd never do this now... (I own that shirt!)

 

[tharpdevenport]

After some naughty ones, Holdfast will be in the position to collect a lot of "favors" after some blackmail. ;-)

 

[Tim]

Of course I'd never do this now... (I own that shirt!)

I see your shirt and raise you this.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Of course I'd never do this now... (I own that shirt!)

I see your shirt and raise you this.

I saw a few of those when I was at Yankee Stadium. Some of those guys don't like A-Rod either (and even booed him). How about this one?

 

[Michael Chris]

I wonder what the sociological or psychological forces involved are that prompt people to post anonymous confessions to internet pseudo-strangers. I guess it really is good for the soul.

It's nice for me to read these because sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who does things I'm not proud of. I'm glad to see we're all human.

I was bored.

 

[tharpdevenport]

I confess -- I killed Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. I'm also the Limberg baby. And for a short while I was a communist.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Another one, and I don't think it will take people too long to guess the source...

I once cheered for the Boston Red Sox.

Now let me explain: It was during the 2007 ALCS. The Yankees (my favorite team) had just been defeated by the Indians in the ALDS. So I reasoned that I could not immediately turn around and start cheering *for* a team I'd just spent days rooting against. I was new to this whole sports rivalry thing, so I figured, why not cheer on the Sox?

Of course I'd never do this now... (I own that shirt!)

I think you posted that you were rooting for them back then (I'm pretty sure I said it was unusual).

 

[Tim]

Another one, and I don't think it will take people too long to guess the source...

Now let me explain: It was during the 2007 ALCS. The Yankees (my favorite team) had just been defeated by the Indians in the ALDS. So I reasoned that I could not immediately turn around and start cheering *for* a team I'd just spent days rooting against. I was new to this whole sports rivalry thing, so I figured, why not cheer on the Sox?

Of course I'd never do this now... (I own that shirt!)

I think you posted that you were rooting for them back then (I'm pretty sure I said it was unusual).

And verily, Mr. Laser Beam saw the warm glow of the good and righteous light, yet chose to spurn it and return to the foul and shadowy realm of the evil empire.

 

[Brent]

When I was a kid I was afraid to make noise at night by walking into the bathroom and using it, so instead I opened my closet and I would pee in the corner of it. I would also opt to open the window and pee out of it as well instead of making the noise of walking to the bathroom and flushing the toilet.

Also, when it was my first day of school in First Grade, I was too afraid to ask the teacher to go pee, so I peed in my seat. The kid beside me said "teacher, there is a puddle on the floor!" I had to go to the office and my mom and to come to the school and bring me new pants.

 

[RJDiogenes]

I want a confession from the Grape!

I never drink... wine.

It's a little known fact, but RJDiogenes orchestrated the entire Chinese Cherry and Injun Orange scandals in an ill-fated attempt to increase his personal popularity.

I tried to get Chinese Cherry his citizenship and help Injun Orange bring money to the Reservation, but all it got me was a spot on the FBI watch list.

 

[Roshi]

no need to confess, I already have a shrink!

 

[Lonemagpie]

I shot the Sheriff.

But I did not shoot the deputy

 

[ITL]

I shot the Sheriff.

But I did not shoot the deputy

Well....OK.

But - will you swear it was in self defense?

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

I cancelled Star Trek!!!

 

[Emher]

EDIT: I just realised that I said everyone knew it probably and told it again. Oh well, here it is for you who haven't read it!

I had forgotten the whole story. Thanks.

From a frequent flyer board. Read the whole first post, especially following 12 February 2002.

Your story made me think of this one.

Just that entire post took me bits of time over the last few days to read! That's one thourough post. Actually makes me want to include a sex toy in my bad on all my travels just to see the reactions Yes I know I got in trouble for it but I could always say it's personal

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Now let me explain: It was during the 2007 ALCS. The Yankees (my favorite team) had just been defeated by the Indians in the ALDS. So I reasoned that I could not immediately turn around and start cheering *for* a team I'd just spent days rooting against. I was new to this whole sports rivalry thing, so I figured, why not cheer on the Sox?

Of course I'd never do this now... (I own that shirt!)

I think you posted that you were rooting for them back then (I'm pretty sure I said it was unusual).

And verily, Mr. Laser Beam saw the warm glow of the good and righteous light, yet chose to spurn it and return to the foul and shadowy realm of the evil empire.

Believe it or not, I have been to Fenway, and I had a great time. I have nothing against it, or Boston. If I could afford to visit there regularly, I might have turned out a Sox fan from the get-go. But the only place I can afford to regularly vacation is New York (I have relatives there - saves a hell of a lot on hotel rooms ) so it was absolutely inevitable that I would be a Yankees fan.

(The only bad experience I ever had in Boston was trying to get *out* of Fenway after a game. Worst crowd I'd ever been in, trying to get into the Kenmore T station. And getting on the actual train was worse... )

 

[TheBrew]

I confess -- I killed Jimmy Hoffa, Jr. I'm also the Limberg baby. And for a short while I was a communist.

"I want my fly-fly da-da!"

 

[NickInABox]

Just dance.

 

[An Officer]

I am responsible for countless "canon violations".