My downstairs neigbors are having very noisy sex.

[Gepard]

Even as I type this. It's getting kind of annoying and/or distracting. Would it be wrong to spray them with a hose?

ETA: shit, I think it might be BSDM, too, because I'm pretty sure there's slapping going on.

 

[RoJoHen]

You should try to join them.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Ask to join them.

Failing that, call the cops.

 

[RoJoHen]

Don't call the cops just because people are having loud sex. That's a bit of an overreaction.

I suggest investing in earplugs. It's how I survived college with my horny roommates.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well ... if you wanted to be dicks about it. Ooooh. Put on some Barry White, put the speakers on the floor, and turn the bass way up.

Wait ... that might be counter-productive ...

 

[Gepard]

I suggest investing in earplugs. It's how I survived college with my horny roommates.

I suppose. I guess I've just been sheltered enough over the course of my life that I've never had to deal with this before. The squealing was so high pitched at first that I actually thought it was a dog whining for its master.

What's extra freaky is, I'm pretty sure said neighbors are brother and sister, so I can only hope that she (and the loud one is a she) picked up some some third party, because otherwise....eeeeeeew.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

"She's faking it."
-Mrs. Krabapple.

 

[Aragorn]

So who are your neighbors? Trekker4747 and the filthy ditz he doesn't know but hates and wants nothing to do with? Or sidious618 and the hot lady almost twice his age?

 

[Gepard]

So who are your neighbors? Trekker4747 and the filthy ditz he doesn't know but hates and wants nothing to do with? Or sidious618 and the hot lady almost twice his age?

Yes.

 

[JuanBolio]

Do what my brothers and I did when my cousin was fucking his girlfriend in an overly-loud fashion just down the hall. Yell out:

"He's not THAT good!"

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Or to really mess with their minds, say you screamed louder last night.

 

[RoJoHen]

So who are your neighbors? Trekker4747 and the filthy ditz he doesn't know but hates and wants nothing to do with? Or sidious618 and the hot lady almost twice his age?

Yes.

Oh dear.

 

[Deckerd]

Put on loud bagpipe music*. That should cool their ardour.


*I realise to many that is an oxymoron.

 

[Chimpy Chompy]

Sounds like a good time to learn to play the drums. And we all know a fantastic time to practise is 6 in the morning.

 

[RoJoHen]

Or you could learn how to play porn music and just help them out.

 

[Jax]

You should shout "Shes much louder when I have Sex With Her" or you can set up a camera and charge people $5 every minute to make yourself rich

 

[FPAlpha]

Get yourself a chair and sit in front of their door with a cocktail in hand.. wait for one of them to come out and then put on a big grin and clap your hands (or high 5 the guy)

 

[iguana_tonante]

You should masturbate. What else?

 

[RJDiogenes]

I would record the shenanigans and then play it back when they're trying to sleep.

 

[Bloodwhiner]

put on some music with a definite beat, a beat that is completely different then thiers. It will throw off their timing.

Failing that just play a porn soundtrack louder then they are.