I think you missed the joke.
Yeah! Hot neighbor alert!
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I think you missed the joke.
SorryI sometimes find it's hard to tell if it's a joke or someone is offended (by me calling a woman an "it" for example)
I thought it was funny that you used "it," as if it was okay to have sex with things other than people.I think you missed the joke.
I sometimes find it's hard to tell if it's a joke or someone is offended (by me calling a woman an "it" for example)
It doesn't even make sense for animals, since animals are either he or she. A park bench on the other hand can be an it.
"Hit it" is an expression, though. "Hit her" has a whole other meaning entirely
"Hit it" is an expression, though. "Hit her" has a whole other meaning entirely
Plecostomus
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Well, I suppose it depends on the person.
It's not my cup of tea but i suppose some like it. Though if I remember correctly it's illegal.
As for the "it", it was just an expression. I'm not English speaking, so I hope you can cut me some slack if i get some things wrong every now and then.
Your English is better than some native speakers I know, myself included. Where are you located SalvorHardin?
It doesn't even make sense for animals, since animals are either he or she. A park bench on the other hand can be an it.
"Hit it" is an expression, though. "Hit her" has a whole other meaning entirely
Some animals are asexual. But I'm sure someone could find a way to fuck 'em.
It doesn't even make sense for animals, since animals are either he or she. A park bench on the other hand can be an it.
"Hit it" is an expression, though. "Hit her" has a whole other meaning entirely
Now this reminded me of this :
"Ohio police have arrested a man who was caught on tape allegedly having sex with a picnic table. Art Price Jr., 40, of Bellevue, Ohio, was arrested after a neighbor videotaped him engaged sexually with the metal table, according to a report on FOX19.com.
Price was seen on four separate occasions, always between 10:30 a.m. and noon, having sex with the picnic table, Bellevue Police Capt. Matt Johnson told the TV station.
"The first video we had, he was completely nude," Johnson said, noting the table in question had a hole in the middle intended to hold an umbrella.
Price, a married father of three school-age kids, faces felony counts of public indecency because his house is near an elementary school, according to the report."
Thank you. I try to practice my English by reading books in English and even forums like this help.
As for my country, lets just say I'm in the European Union.
It may seem a little paranoid but I don't like to volunteer too much personal info on the net.
Plecostomus
Commodore
As for my country, lets just say I'm in the European Union.
It may seem a little paranoid but I don't like to volunteer too much personal info on the net.
AH HA! You're FRENCH aren't you?! *arms missiles*
(kidding kidding please don't hurt me!!!
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As for my country, lets just say I'm in the European Union.
It may seem a little paranoid but I don't like to volunteer too much personal info on the net.
AH HA! You're FRENCH aren't you?! *arms missiles*
(kidding kidding please don't hurt me!!!
Préparer pour la guerre mon ami (that was google translator)No, not French. It was a close hit though.
Plecostomus
Commodore
No, not French. It was a close hit though.
Well that's why I'm using nuclear missiles. Bigger blast radius.
How did a thread on my hot neighbot turn into a thread on animal sex and underage sex? I go away for a while and look what happens.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Bring it on ! 
Seems like a good way to get metal slivers in your junk.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Bring it on !
Q: How many SalvorHardins does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: What, there is more than one of them?!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Seems like a good way to get metal slivers in your junk.
This is why proper deburring is essential in the metalworking trades. You never know who is going to insert what into where. Never take a chance, deburr EVERYTHING!
This is why proper deburring is essential in the metalworking trades. You never know who is going to insert what into where. Never take a chance, deburr EVERYTHING!
In this case I think he deserves some pain and infection.
Because you're the poor man's MadBaggins?
No, if I were MadBaggins, even a poor one, I'd have had sex with her and she'd have turned out to be my aunt. And after I found that out I'd do her again.
Plecostomus
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