Movie Caption Contest #99: Blu-Ray Blues - The Motion Picture
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Kirk: "...and, if you all sign up for my 'Real Estate Riches' program, you, too, will be able to double or triple your income!"
Kirk: "Gas, grass, or ass: Nobody rides for free."
Kirk: "... and please, lets keep the Bridge a bummer-free zone, unkay?"
Kirk: "Well, I'm told a quick recertification is required, so we'll have to do them en masse. If everyone could strip down ..."
Kirk: "If <looks at hand> Chief Hockaloogie ... Is he here? Ah, could you come up and offer up a benediction or voodoo wikki-wacky or whatever it is you people call it, so we can actually get some work done?"
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No I do not want flapjacks before the dance off!
McCoy: "I read the story outline for The Way To Eden. You keep your goddamned hands off my daughter."
McCoy: "Being an expert at doing The Hustle doesn't mean I'm gay."
Kirk, singing, shuffling feet: "Doot-doot-doo doo-doot doo-doot doo-doo ..."
McCoy: "Kempt or unkempt, don't you worry about my Happy Trail, mister."
Klingon: "Krgh Hrch Rk'Tharkh S'Vrrkth."
translation: "Not now, Madeleine!"
Kirk: "Hellooo Points!"
Sonak: "I didn't expect one as experienced as yourself to engage in petty bigotry, Admiral."
Kirk: "Hmm? Oh, Commander Sonak, I didn't see you, I was checking out the blonde with no bra."
Scott: "I look better in HD than you do. Just how much make-up have you caked on, you old ham?"
Kirk: "That's DNR for you."
Scott: "What idiot would DNR half a screen?"
Guy with PADD: "Hey, Delbert, you ain't fooling anyone, let go of the bar and get down from there."
Delbert: "What bar, stop bothering me. I'm doing, like essential maintenance."
Guy: "Maintenance Shmaintenance. You're just trying to pretend you're using an antigravity footstool. There's no such thing. Who would waste energy on such a dumb device when we have stepladders?"
Delbert: "It's futuristic!"
Guy: "Speaking of which, get all that pipework out of engineering. It looks like a brewery down there."
Kirk: "What is this, a pyjama party or something? You were all going to have sex weren't you? Why wasn't I invited? Heads will roll for this."
McCoy: "Dammit Jim, I'm in no condition to work a sickbay. I'm a nervous wreck. Look at that hand."
Kirk: "Steady as a rock."
McCoy: "Yeah, but I operate with this hand."
Not a caption, but notice that every female in the front row is shielding her camel toe while most of the men are oblivious?
Kirk: The latest report from Starfleet Intelligence says that the alien possesses approximately 100,000 foot-and-a-half long penile appendages.
Kirk's insistence on repeatedly playing 'Where's Waldo' with the crew was annoying, but there's little point in arguing with an admiral.
Kirk: "Is that a Mood Belt Buckle? If so, how long's it been stuck on 'Cranky Asshole'?"
<Guy in middle lets a giant fart that sounds like a bedsheet ripping.>
Kirk: "Spock?"
McCoy: "You goose me again, I'll shove my disco medallion up yer fuckin' ass, boy."
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We won't move another parsec until whoever took my Hello Kitty pen steps up.
Standing Guy: Man these antigravity latrines suck; and there's only one.
Antigravity Guy: Shut up and pass me the TP.
CAPTAIN:"Don't pay for the dental plan, you said!!
Just WAIT until we get back to Qo'noS, ASSHOLE!!!"
SONAK:"Pardon me, sir...is this the Chattanooga Air Tram?"
KIRK:"Pad 29. And stop trying to give my knob a shine."
KIRK:"That's your penis?
No wonder Mira left you."
GUY ON HOVER PAD:"Quick. Hand me that E-Book of LAST EXIT. I need ideas in case this mission gets too rough."
"Great.
It's the 1982 Pasadena Convention all over again."
(*Sighs dejectedly*)
McCOY with "BORAT" Voice: "Naughty, naughty!!
You make romance explosion ALL OVER Janice's sto-mach!!"
Standing Guy: That reminds me. I've got to get some corn on the cob holders.
"Hey Larry, I think I found that hamburger the Admiral was looking for"
Couldn't resist...
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