Movie Caption Contest #98: Frustrations

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"He done yet?

I have to take a HUGE dump and it is NOT gonna wait any longer."

 

[cooleddie74]

RU'AFO:"Seriously? I thought the doctor did an excellent job!

Do I REALLY look like I've had work done?!"

 

[JB2005]

Nimoy's claim that he could pretend to be a statue was the reason there was never a seventh original series movie...

 

[Shatmandu]

After seeing his props, Uhura didn't think turning the Extra-Species Sex Ed class over to Scotty was a good idea.

 

[Shatmandu]

Comedian on Stage: "Could I get someone to go like this and say, 'Pull my finger'?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ru'afo: Yes, we have perfected our penis enlargement surgery as the Admiral will attest to.

 

[JB2005]

Spock wanted to try and emulate the ubiquitessness of the positronic pimp

 

[cooleddie74]

RU'AFO:"Why do you keep asking if I and my people have ever been in bathhouses, Captain?!"

 

[Candlelight]

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In a bid to remember what happened with Spock the night before, Uhura attempted to mind-meld herself.

Picard: "If you don't stand down I'll be forced to intervene with Starfleet regulations"
Ru'Afo: "Over his dead body"
Dougherty: "Yeah- what?"

 

[Candlelight]

"Crewman Dax, please make capucinos for all of us"
"Captain Spock, you must be mistaking me for Grignak, my coffee-making asswipe of an uncle"

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "All right, so maybe de shoes don't fit, but I'm pretty sure that de assassins had one of these!"

*pants Dax*

Uhura: "Oh dear God."

 

[Candlelight]

Chekov (off screen): "Maybe you know other Wussian epic - Groin Rapunzel!"

*rips off Dax's trousers*

Spock (clears threat): "Er, Chekov..."

Uhura: "Oh God, I hate brazilians..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Ok Rand, lets try it again. This time try and beam up the crewman and his clothes.

UHURA(sighs): Tenth time's the charm.

 

[Nerys Myk]

RU'AFO:No, I haven't hade any "work" done.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Little did Shatner know, the cameras were rolling the day he went into a raging rant about how the Starfleet Academy movie could work and that he had the penis of a twenty-two year old cadet, much to the Star Trek VI's cast's chagrin.

 

[Mistral]

[Removed per board rules]
God: "So I hope you like the gift, I found her in a little strip shop on Risa. Actually there's a funny story-"

McCoy: "Um, God, was there a reason you called us here?"

God: "Oh, yeah, ah,"

*clears throat*

God : "God wants to know why Mistral hasn't won the caption contests!"

At first, nobody wanted to say anything. It was God, after all. Then Spock insisted the communication officer step up.

Uhura: "Have you read what he wrote?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "That smell, caused by what is known colloquially as a 'one cheek squeak,' emanates from Miss Uhura, everyone."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Kirstie, put the sandwich down."

Nichols: "Tell Meyers we better go with Kim Catrall."

 

[Alrik]

A Win! Thanks Rat Boy!

Spock: "...and furthermore, Captain Sulu, Starfleet requires that pants be worn during all ship to ship communications."

Uhura: "Dear lord, hailing frequencies closed."

 

[Alrik]

*Zoom in on Uhura*

Voice over: "Where will you be when your diarrhea returns?"