That's quite reassuring - if it's all some dumb stunt, then she's not scarred and the tattooist isn't in trouble.
3..! Oh sorry I thought you meant 56!
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Unfortunately, it turned out not to be a stunt, she's just that stupid...
She changed her story too, rather than "I didn't feel a thing so I fell asleep", now it's "it hurt so much that I fainted"...
In between, she had another version as well. She's just trying out everything, just to see what sticks and what will get her the most money in damages...
She changed her story too, rather than "I didn't feel a thing so I fell asleep", now it's "it hurt so much that I fainted"...
In between, she had another version as well. She's just trying out everything, just to see what sticks and what will get her the most money in damages...
She should have got it on her heineken instead.
^Heiny as in she should have got it on her butt. Heineken as in the beer. And the beer is also often called heiny, so you know, i was making a beer pun...boy, its just not as funny if you have to explain it. 
Don't take the Belgians too seriously, nobody here does either!^Heiny as in she should have got it on her butt. Heineken as in the beer. And the beer is also often called heiny, so you know, i was making a beer pun...boy, its just not as funny if you have to explain it.
I thought Heineken was mainly Dutch?Don't take the Belgians too seriously, nobody here does either!^Heiny as in she should have got it on her butt. Heineken as in the beer. And the beer is also often called heiny, so you know, i was making a beer pun...boy, its just not as funny if you have to explain it.
We need more Belgian puns, people. While some puns about Brussels sprout sporadically, others appear in Clijsters.
It is. If you want Belgian beer, try Duvel.
Why? Surely we don't need to, since Belgium doesn't even exist.
ok i'll have to get into the 'spirit' of things
Don't take the Belgians too seriously, nobody here does either!^Heiny as in she should have got it on her butt. Heineken as in the beer. And the beer is also often called heiny, so you know, i was making a beer pun...boy, its just not as funny if you have to explain it.
I thought Belgium was an US-American swear word... as in "Most gratuitous use of the word 'Belgium' in daytime drama"
There are those (even Belgians, can you imagine that?) who want to split Belgium up equally between the Netherlands and France. Who are we gonna joke about then? Canadians? Doesn't have the same ring, if you ask me.
It certainly is everywhere else in the Universe... but that's only because we know what it means.Don't take the Belgians too seriously, nobody here does either!^Heiny as in she should have got it on her butt. Heineken as in the beer. And the beer is also often called heiny, so you know, i was making a beer pun...boy, its just not as funny if you have to explain it.
I thought Belgium was an US-American swear word... as in "Most gratuitous use of the word 'Belgium' in daytime drama"
It's a slang term for punching somebody while drunk: "If he comes in here again, I'll Belgium in the mouth."
Well, that's just because we've read it in British (if you'll pardon my language).It certainly is everywhere else in the Universe... but that's only because we know what it means.I thought Belgium was an US-American swear word... as in "Most gratuitous use of the word 'Belgium' in daytime drama"
Finally, the truth comes out. All of that nonsense about her sleeping through the pain while the tatoo artist went ape-shit on her face? Lies to appease her pissed off dad.
Okay that's just insane. Having my legs waxed is one thing I will never, ever do again. Not worth the pain.
^Heiny as in she should have got it on her butt. Heineken as in the beer. And the beer is also often called heiny, so you know, i was making a beer pun...boy, its just not as funny if you have to explain it.
I'm sorry, my mind refused to acknowledge the existence of that crap Heineken.
