Robau conquered HALO 3 in fifteen minutes without cheat codes.
Facts About Captain Robau
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Plecostomus
Commodore
Robau doesn't give two shits how big the "new" Enterprise is 'cause IT JUST DOESN'T MATTER.
The Enterprise's warp nacelles were modeled after plaster castings of Robau's johnson.
Two parts worship of Robau. Mix until you go numb from the badassness.
Robau doesn't have a favorite drink, his body can produce whatever drink he wants inside his mouth whenever he wants.
Although Robau will still never shy away from a tequilla and he always eats the worm!
Although Robau will still never shy away from a tequilla and he always eats the worm!
Captain Robau embiggens us all with his cromulent awesomeness.
Plecostomus
Commodore
...except you. You are irrelevent.
ew. I just threw up in my mouth a little there.
Nice.
The lense flare when Captain Robau steps on to the Kelvin's bridge is not from the lighting it is from Robau's awesomeness.
well, at least you're not in TNZ. it'd have been worse in there.
Robau eats his peas one at a time. Because that's how the badass and patient do it.
Ayatollah Khameini isn't afraid of a social revolution. He's afraid of THE ROBAU REVOLUTION.
Robau doesn't need to subscribe to magazines. They subscribe to HIM.
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