I BONKED Celine Dion

[RobertScorpio]

Okay..it was just a dream. But it seemed so real. And I know what you're thinking? WHY Celine Dion? Why not Anjela Jolie or Megan Fox? I know what you mean; I GOT RIPPED OFF!!..

In the dream, I am walking on a hill. Then I look down and see Celine Dion. She tells me that I owe her fifty-thousand dollars (I know, very strange, but this was a dream). Then she climbs up the hill, and the next thing I know, I'm naked, she's naked, and we're making love!

As Sisko would say..

"It was..REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Rob

 

[Dac]

Okay..it was just a nightmare. But it seemed so real. And I know what you're thinking? WHY Celine Dion? Why not Anjela Jolie or Megan Fox? I know what you mean; I GOT RIPPED OFF!!..

In the nightmare, I am walking on a hill. Then I look down and see Celine Dion. She tells me that I owe her fifty-thousand dollars (I know, very strange, but this was a dream). Then she climbs up the hill, and the next thing I know, I'm naked, she's naked, and we're making love!

As Sisko would say..

"It was..REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Rob

Fixed.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Okay..it was just a nightmare. But it seemed so real. And I know what you're thinking? WHY Celine Dion? Why not Anjela Jolie or Megan Fox? I know what you mean; I GOT RIPPED OFF!!..

In the nightmare, I am walking on a hill. Then I look down and see Celine Dion. She tells me that I owe her fifty-thousand dollars (I know, very strange, but this was a dream). Then she climbs up the hill, and the next thing I know, I'm naked, she's naked, and we're making love!

As Sisko would say..

"It was..REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Rob

Fixed.

LOL...good edit there.YOU ARE hired my man!

I downloaded a picture of Megan Fox on that motorbike, from the upcoming Transformers movie. They ought to make a poster of it! Anyway, I am going to stare at it for an hour and try to get my mind to get so hooked on it I can owe HER fifty-thousand dollars!!!

Rob

 

[miraclefan]

Whatever!

 

[sojourner]

That must have been like having sex with a skeleton in a leotard.

 

[john titor]

lol, it was REEEE---AAAALLLL!!!!!!!!!! *sob*

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

So what? I dreamed I humped Saul Tigh's eye socket.

 

[RobertScorpio]

That must have been like having sex with a skeleton in a leotard.

Surprisingly? It wasn't that bad. And I had to do it, so she would forgo the fifty-thousand dollars. I took one for the team, is how I rational it.

I actually think it really happened. Sometimes I think our dreams are somehow the memories of our counter-parts in the multiverse (obviously there was no Crisis of Infinite Earths)

Rob

 

[Dac]

So what? I dreamed I humped Saul Tigh's eye socket.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5N4CsNE-eg

Not exactly Canon (he has two eyes), but any excuse to post this is a good one.

 

[Bad Bishop]

Okay..it was just a dream. But it seemed so real. And I know what you're thinking? WHY Celine Dion? Why not Anjela Jolie or Megan Fox? I know what you mean; I GOT RIPPED OFF!!..

In the dream, I am walking on a hill. Then I look down and see Celine Dion. She tells me that I owe her fifty-thousand dollars (I know, very strange, but this was a dream). Then she climbs up the hill, and the next thing I know, I'm naked, she's naked, and we're making love!

As Sisko would say..

"It was..REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Rob

Have you also dreamt about a threesome with Celine and her creepy old husband?

 

[RobertScorpio]

Okay..it was just a dream. But it seemed so real. And I know what you're thinking? WHY Celine Dion? Why not Anjela Jolie or Megan Fox? I know what you mean; I GOT RIPPED OFF!!..

In the dream, I am walking on a hill. Then I look down and see Celine Dion. She tells me that I owe her fifty-thousand dollars (I know, very strange, but this was a dream). Then she climbs up the hill, and the next thing I know, I'm naked, she's naked, and we're making love!

As Sisko would say..

"It was..REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Rob

Have you also dreamt about a threesome with Celine and her creepy old husband?

Ummm...no. But Celine and the Cookie Monster? Oh yeah!!!

Rob

 

[Aragorn]

I just had a sex dream with Morena Baccarin. I'm not sure how I feel about it because... the setting was V! I had a sex dream with a lizard alien disguised as a human that looks like Morena Baccarin!

 

[RobertScorpio]

I just googled "Morena Baccarin". Not bad!!! I trade you Celine, and her quite accomplished oral skills (she is a DIVA you know), for Baccarin anytime!!!

Rob

 

[Jack Bauer]

Okay..it was just a dream. But it seemed so real. And I know what you're thinking? WHY Celine Dion? Why not Anjela Jolie or Megan Fox? I know what you mean; I GOT RIPPED OFF!!..

In the dream, I am walking on a hill. Then I look down and see Celine Dion. She tells me that I owe her fifty-thousand dollars (I know, very strange, but this was a dream). Then she climbs up the hill, and the next thing I know, I'm naked, she's naked, and we're making love!

As Sisko would say..

"It was..REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Rob

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...

 

[Out Of My Vulcan Mind]

Dreams reveal our subconscious desires, so RobertScorpio is genuinely hot for Celine Dion, even if he doesn't want to admit it to himself, and Aragorn has a lizard fetish.

 

[Jack Bauer]

I had sex with Sharon Stone in a dream once. I think that's the only time I boinked someone famous in a dream.

 

[crookeddy]

Okay..it was just a dream. But it seemed so real. And I know what you're thinking? WHY Celine Dion? Why not Anjela Jolie or Megan Fox? I know what you mean; I GOT RIPPED OFF!!..

In the dream, I am walking on a hill. Then I look down and see Celine Dion. She tells me that I owe her fifty-thousand dollars (I know, very strange, but this was a dream). Then she climbs up the hill, and the next thing I know, I'm naked, she's naked, and we're making love!

As Sisko would say..

"It was..REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

Rob

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth...

Is Celine considered THAT ugly? I don't see her as ugly at all...

 

[Alpha_Geek]

That must have been like having sex with a skeleton in a leotard.

There's probably some dark corner of the internet where such a tape would be a cash cow.

 

[Jack Bauer]

No, I don't think she's ugly. I just find her rather average and not what oine would normally dream about in that way.

 

[Admiral_Young]

Not ugly I don't think...just relatively annoying and stick thin...the last sex dream with a celeb that I remembering having was a few weeks ago with Sarah Michelle Gellar. I don't remember exactly what it was about only that we had sex and it was great.