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I guess i can't m******** to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

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Jayson

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I noticed "Burger King" has now switched over to selling "Twillight" xrap or maybe it's the Jonas Brothers. I was going to buy all the trek cups but I only got Spock. I kepth putting it off. I really wanted the Uhura one for the above-mentioned reason but I figured I would have time and I have been watching the movie "Ninja Cheerleaders" so it's not like I needed it.

Anybody else upset that "Burger KIng" seems to be done with Trek? Did anyone else fall short of getting all the cups?

Jason
 
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Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

*Maturbates furiously to Robert Pattinson*
 
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^ Who is Robert Pattinson?

The glasses were boring anyway. They should have had toys or Tribbles or something.
 
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Gary Mitchell said:
^ Who is Robert Pattinson?

The glasses were boring anyway. They should have had toys or Tribbles or something.
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The guy from Twilight.


I usually don't go for younger guys, let alone ones that annoying tween girls salivate over, but he's indeed hot.
 
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Jayson said:
I really wanted the Uhura one for the above-mentioned reason...
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Dude, that's dangerous, masterbating around glassware. Don't you know what could happen if you are overenthusiastic and break the glass on the downstroke?!
 
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If anyone has seen the video of the guy sitting on a glass bottle....


Yeah.
 
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Yeah, you really don't want to.


There's another one where he has a screwdriver up his hole.


...and I don't mean his back hole.
 
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^Ok, now I really wanna see it...:eek:
 
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I went to BK a couple of weeks ago and got an ST cup. I forget which one it was, though, and it's long gone now....
 
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The Burger King in town didn't even have the glasses, which pissed off my roommate when she went there and got a value meal just to buy them. Her mom bought all of them for her though, so they're floating around the apartment somewhere.
 
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I hope you didnt plan to drink out of the glass once you ere done Jayson.:crazy::crazy:
 
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Actually, mine was plastic, so I guess I'm not talking about the same thing....
 
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Excellent thread, Jayson, excellent thread.
 
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I have all 4 glasses and an extra one of Kirk. Bow before my nerdy awesomeness.
 
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Jayson said:
I noticed "Burger King" has now switched over to selling "Twillight" xrap or maybe it's the Jonas Brothers. I was going to buy all the trek cups but I only got Spock. I kepth putting it off. I really wanted the Uhura one for the above-mentioned reason but I figured I would have time and I have been watching the movie "Ninja Cheerleaders" so it's not like I needed it.

Anybody else upset that "Burger KIng" seems to be done with Trek? Did anyone else fall short of getting all the cups?

Jason
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Why don't you ask if they have any left over Trek posters? Or you could just wait till Trek XII...
 
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Another home run for Jayson!
 
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msbae said:
I have all 4 glasses and an extra one of Kirk. Bow before my nerdy awesomeness.
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I have all four glasses and an extra Spock. My Spock glasses are bifurcated. :D


J.
 
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