I fear the girl in the apartment next to mine is an idiot.

[siskokid888]

I submit the following evidence:

1. She drives a 1994 Ford Aspire.

2. She is almost constantly seen wearing pink.

3. The other night at around 11PM loud popular music could be heard through our shared wall.

4. Several beer cans and cigarette butts litter her porch.

5. This morning at around 5:30AM loud commotion/laughing of her voice and the voices of two males could be heard in the breezeway in front of our row of apartments (ours and two others.)

6. Last week an empty, crumpled, beer can remained on her front doorstep for a period of four days.

7. This week between Sunday and Wednesday a tied Target grocery bag containing unknown contents -appeared to be garbage- remained on her door step.

8. Two UPS "you have a package in the office" stickers adorne her front-door. -She's been in out of her home during this time.

9. She occasionally parks in the carport despite all of the carports being taken by residents' cars that are not hers. (She obviously parks there when those spaces are empty.)

10. The coup de grace: She has a dog. Like most dogs it occasionally needs to defecate. Said defecation deposits are not -per community rules- recovered by her. Said dog produced a particularly, shall we say... "mushy" if not "diarrhea-ic" defication last week. Said defecation was deposited onto my shoe, resulting in much gagging in an attempt to clean shoe. Observation shows that she regularly does not retrieve her dog's defecations.

So what do you think?

Is she an idiot or not?

Big tits? All is then forgiven.

 

[Alpha Romeo]

I submit the following evidence:

1. She drives a 1994 Ford Aspire.

2. She is almost constantly seen wearing pink.

3. The other night at around 11PM loud popular music could be heard through our shared wall.

4. Several beer cans and cigarette butts litter her porch.

5. This morning at around 5:30AM loud commotion/laughing of her voice and the voices of two males could be heard in the breezeway in front of our row of apartments (ours and two others.)

6. Last week an empty, crumpled, beer can remained on her front doorstep for a period of four days.

7. This week between Sunday and Wednesday a tied Target grocery bag containing unknown contents -appeared to be garbage- remained on her door step.

8. Two UPS "you have a package in the office" stickers adorne her front-door. -She's been in out of her home during this time.

9. She occasionally parks in the carport despite all of the carports being taken by residents' cars that are not hers. (She obviously parks there when those spaces are empty.)

10. The coup de grace: She has a dog. Like most dogs it occasionally needs to defecate. Said defecation deposits are not -per community rules- recovered by her. Said dog produced a particularly, shall we say... "mushy" if not "diarrhea-ic" defication last week. Said defecation was deposited onto my shoe, resulting in much gagging in an attempt to clean shoe. Observation shows that she regularly does not retrieve her dog's defecations.

So what do you think?

Is she an idiot or not?

Did you nail her?

 

[Garak]

So is this just another thread about a girl you aren't going to bang, Trekker?

 

[sidious618]

She doesn't seem dumb, just lazy.

 

[Trekker4747]

I don't know if she's an idiot but i think the guy in the apartment next to hers spends too much time observing and writing about her.

It's kind of fun though so keep stalking

I've not spend any great time observing her. I'm just generally observant.

 

[Noname Given]

It's a shame, though. She's quite cute.

Which leads to me that she's just a increasingly typical self-centered, brain-dead, twit.

If she's cute - grab some beer and a condom, and go get some - nothing wrong with a good one night stand or 'fried with benefits' situation.

 

[Trekker4747]

Mmmmm. Fried benefits!

 

[Data Holmes]

She doesn't seem dumb, just lazy.

Sounds more absent minded to me than lazy.

 

[Trekker4747]

She doesn't seem dumb, just lazy.

Sounds more absent minded to me than lazy.

Absent minded = polite talk for "idiot."

 

[Data Holmes]

She doesn't seem dumb, just lazy.

Sounds more absent minded to me than lazy.

Absent minded = polite talk for "idiot."

no...

Idiot
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

absent-minded
1. Deep in thought and heedless of present circumstances or activities; preoccupied

 

[TheLonelySquire]

So is this just another thread about a girl you aren't going to bang, Trekker?

 

[Lookingglassman]

She is an idiot. Is she hot at least?

 

[sidious618]

In hindsight I really wish I had come in here angrily posting "How dare you call me an idiot!"

 

[Trekker4747]

Sounds more absent minded to me than lazy.

Absent minded = polite talk for "idiot."

no...

Idiot
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

absent-minded
1. Deep in thought and heedless of present circumstances or activities; preoccupied

I guess I should say that I'm using the "colloquial"-term for idiot which pretty much means someone ignorant of their surroundings.

I'd argue that that idiot definition #1 suits her as she's foolish for not picking up her dog's shit or for leaving trash sitting on her doorsteps.

 

[Holdfast]

So is this just another thread about a girl you aren't going to bang, Trekker?

lulz right here.

 

[ria 75]

It went through several iterations, like maybe she's a dog-worshipping cultist since her dog shits God, plays on words like "worshit", "I am the Beginning and I come from the End", and "no doo-doos before Me". The possibilities are endless.

So you gonna ask her out or not?

Maybe, but only after asking us all about it in three different threads, and it won't happen until late July.

Funniest thread I've read in a long time.


To answer the question, what this girl is is inconsiderate and untidy - and vulgar, it seems. She might be an idiot, but I haven't read anything in the OP that allows me to judge of this.

 

[tharpdevenport]

There's a house on a street I occassionally pass, and it always has loud radio blaring.

In fact it's SO LOUD that it can't be fro ma regualr radio. AND it's OUTSIDE. This dipshit had to get big honkin' speakers to make it that loud, and then this dipshit put it outside where neighbors can hear it. Appearently, I've learned, this dipshit will keep it on for hours & hours, everyday. I don't know how these neighbors keep from not killing this person.

The house also has traffic signs in the back on the shed. Stolen signs.

I finally got a look, passing by this house the other day: a blond girl with C or D cups.


Considering that, the stolen signs, and what looks liek a redneck yard ... couldn't pay me to hit that.

 

[NickInABox]

This gets the award for being one of the bests threads on the board this week.

Actually... I love all the threads in Misc. this week xD

 

[Gary Mitchell]

This gets the award for being one of the bests threads on the board this week.

From the pic in your avatar, it looks like you know how to pick a winner.

 

[ria 75]

There's a house on a street I occassionally pass, and it always has loud radio blaring.

In fact it's SO LOUD that it can't be from a regualr radio. AND it's OUTSIDE. This dipshit had to get big honkin' speakers to make it that loud, and then this dipshit put it outside where neighbors can hear it. Appearently, I've learned, this dipshit will keep it on for hours & hours, everyday. I don't know how these neighbors keep from not killing this person.

You mean they kill them on a regular basis?

I finally got a look, passing by this house the other day: a blond girl with C or D cups.

Oh, that must be the reason.
Tell me, is it better or worse if the hair colour is a dye? Or is that nullified by cup size?

Considering that, the stolen signs, and what looks liek a redneck yard ... couldn't pay me to hit that.

Who's asking you to?