Try and find an early scientist to help me get my horse and cart up to 88 miles an hour.
'Early' scientist? He said 1913

Try and find an early scientist to help me get my horse and cart up to 88 miles an hour.
If you mug someone, you set them free.How would you pay for it? with 2009 coinage you had spare in your pocket?
Probably not, so eventually somebody would ask me "What does it mean, exact change?" and I'd be like "Well, I don't know. I'd really like to tell you, but I don't know." ...
Further into the action, I would count on this sombody having mercy with me and, as it luckily turns out that he's a farmer, and agreeing to give me a lift to London on his hay wagon, since this is - totally unexpected and by pure accident - exactly where he's gotta be by the end of the day, too.![]()
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So as for inventing things, I'm not sure about that either, since it's all old to me, it would feel like reinventing the wheel from my perspective. Is that how I want to spend my life -- reinventing wheels? Perhaps things that are easy to invent that I would directly benefit from, like central heating and hot water on demand.
I'd introduce the British Military to a couple of little things called a jet engine and missiles.
... get involved in the stock market through the 1920s--making sure to get out as unscathed as possible before Black Friday. Then use my newfound wealth to fund various humanitarian and scientific causes. Then maybe buy a small island in the Caribbean to retire on.
Score! Okay, someone hook me up with a DeLorean or something. I've got a fortune to make.As someone else mentioned -- if you short sold stock knowing the date of the crash, you'd make even more money -- just don't stash your cash in one of the many banks that went tits up.... get involved in the stock market through the 1920s--making sure to get out as unscathed as possible before Black Friday. Then use my newfound wealth to fund various humanitarian and scientific causes. Then maybe buy a small island in the Caribbean to retire on.
You are walking along when suddenly you are sucked through a time vortex and spat out into England, June 1913. There is no way back.
What do you do?
I know you're from France and all, but would you really want to be there a year later?England ?!? I'd take the boat for Calais.You are walking along when suddenly you are sucked through a time vortex and spat out into England, June 1913. There is no way back.
What do you do?
I know you're from France and all, but would you really want to be there a year later?
Oh, no worries then, eh?I'm from the west of FranceI know you're from France and all, but would you really want to be there a year later?![]()
What about thirty years later?
i'd head for Serbia and and to shoot a certain Serb before he shoots Franz Ferdinand. Stop World War I and you stand a good chance of stopping World War II
I'd walk to the nearest dock I could find and Sail away from ww1 and the numerous bad years to follow in England, then in 1966 I'd return stinking rich from North America and my chain of fast food outlets and kidnap Geoff Hurst, and in doing so make the world a better place for all Scots to stay in.
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