Facts About Captain Robau

[rgb1701]

If you have a PhD from MIT and Robau has an Associate's Degree from your local Community College, Robau is more educated than you.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Gotham City. Crime free ever since Comissioner Gordon installed the "Robau signal".

 

[EnsignRicky]

Gotham City. Crime free ever since Comissioner Gordon installed the "Robau signal".

And Robau's nipples are one hundred percent real.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Gotham City. Crime free ever since Comissioner Gordon installed the "Robau signal".

And Robau's nipples are one hundred percent real.

They're real, and they're Robau-tacular.

 

[Aragorn]

In the 23rd century, the ends of a ship have been renamed the Robau and the Daniel Stern.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

 

[Gepard]

The universe was going to be made perfect, but Captain Robau lost a bet to God.

 

[Jeri]

When Captain Robau says, "Walk with me," everyone does.

And everyone wants him to say it to them.

 

[Islander]

Captain Robau once had an ackward moment, just to see how it felt...

 

[rgb1701]

Captain Robau once had an ackward moment, just to see how it felt...

Capt Robau does not tolerate post duplicates

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[rgb1701]

Captain Robau did the slingshot-around-the-sun-time-travel trick just to come back and kick Shamwow Guy's ass.

 

[gimpy117]

The universe was going to be made perfect, but Captain Robau lost a bet to God.

you mean god lost a bet to Robau

 

[Islander]

Captain Robau once had an ackward moment, just to see how it felt...

Capt Robau does not tolerate post duplicates

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My bad. I must ask forgiveness to the almighty Robau.

 

[Squiggy]

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal. Sadly for him, he stumbled upon Robau.

 

[Islander]

The Devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin' for a soul to steal. Sadly for him, he stumbled upon Robau.

He ended up in a blue dress as a result.

 

[EnsignRicky]

When Robau goes swimming, Jaws tries desperately to get out of the water.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau invented all 32 letters of the alphabet.

Please, the rejoinder was: "But...there are 26 letters in the alphabet..."

If Captain Robau says there are 32 letters, then there are 32 letters.

 

[Islander]

News of Robau's badassness has travelled through time and inspire 70's rock band Blue Oyster Cult : (Don't fear) the Robau

 

[EnsignRicky]

How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck If The Woodchuck Was Robau?

 

[Islander]

Robau epitaph reads: He never killed a man that did not need killing.