VFWCC #18 Lower Decks Captions!

[Piper]

Ignored by all, Harry Kim took comfort from his new friendship with Wilson the Melon.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: I'm thinking we cancel the search and call it a day. No one will miss Naomi anyway.

 

[Shatmandu]

Chakotay: "The only Black Vulcan I know was on The Super-Friends."

 

[Lucy of Nine]

A Few Months Ago...

Carey (to Paris) : Dude! I'm glad I bumped into you! I got my hands on a pirated copy of Star Trek 11... before it's even hit the movies! Look, you're a friend... I'll sell you a copy for 7 bars of Latinum...
Paris : No, no, no, no, no! No way man! I'm hanging out to see it on the big screen, don't spoil it for me...
Carey : Aww, man! What am I gonna do with the 16 boxes of these things I replicated?

 

[Lucy of Nine]

CHAKOTAY: I'm thinking we cancel the search and call it a day. No one will miss Naomi anyway.

And I was also inspired to do a quick Photoshop effort based on Nerys's quote above .... and I came up with this!

CHAKOTAY: I'm thinking we cancel the search and call it a day. No one will miss Naomi anyway.

(Naomi, playing hide and seek, and having found the perfect hiding place behind a barrel of freshly picked Melons, was hurt to hear Chakotay say that, and even more hurt when Carey said...)

CAREY : Dibs on keeping her Flotter Toy, then!

 

[Triskelion]

Carey: I'm gonna ask Captain Janeway for a field promotion.

 

[JB2005]

Chakotay: So who's going to tell Garatt they're replacing him with the melon?

 

[26138]

Three hours of conversation later, and Carey still hadn't figured out they replaced Chakotay with a cardboard cutout.

 

[thedude]

Carey: Commander, we have recovered one of your testicles, however Captain Janeway's are still rather elusive.

Harry Kim: I found one!

Chakotay: Damn, I always knew her's were bigger.

 

[NathanielM]

Harry Kim, to himself: "You are NOt George Takai" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!" "Don't act like Takai!"

 

[Alrik]

CHAKOTAY: "95 miles per hour AND right on the money. Way to bring the heat. Okay, if your curve is any good at all, you've got the start at Pitcher."

 

[Alrik]

Beltran: "It's called 'smell the fart' acting. I learned it from Joey on Friends."

 

[Shatmandu]

Carey: "I'm going over there. Don't trade the planet for beads and wampum while I'm gone, unkay?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Chacotay: "So, you want to compare apples to oranges then, huh ensign? Well, check out the size of ensign Kim's oranges. Yeah ... large oranges..."

 

[Nick Ryder]

Chakotay: I'll bet you an extra pip on your collar that you can't peg the Captain in the ass with that.
Carey: What if she finds out?
Chakotay: We blame Mr. Kim.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Carey: "I swear Comander Seska sucked this throught that hose over there, I saw it with my own two eyes"
Chakotay: "Thanks Lt."