An older Doctor...

[Bob The Skutter]

No, just a silver tongue, rapier wit, and a penis too small to cause any lasting damage.

I'm sure that last part would convince anyone.

 

[Jim Steele]

Fuckin' ay, it's my ace in the hole.

The arse hole.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Fuckin' ay, it's my ace in the hole.

The arse hole.

"Will you have sex with me? My chode will do no harm... too late it's already in, and see, you felt nothing."

 

[WillsBabe]

Bob, Jim, you're both hilarious! Thanks for giving me a real hearty laugh over my breakfast!

 

[wamdue]

David Tennant isnt John Barrowman.

I prefer a challenge.

thought you might like to know that the past two days ive seen a girl on the bus who reminds me of David Teannant (its the hair, but also the shoes) but she is still sexy, if I didnt think she was a lesbian I would suggest you try her.

 

[Jim Steele]

How deliciously and uncharacteristically misogynistic of you!

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Bob, Jim, you're both hilarious! Thanks for giving me a real hearty laugh over my breakfast!

We aim to please... well, except Jim, he aims to antagonise and spread his joylessness, oh and his chode.

 

[wamdue]

How deliciously and uncharacteristically misogynistic of you!

do you mean me? and I dont think she is a lesbian becasue of the hair, but because she is with a girl, and they seem to act coupleish around each other.

actually I want to know if she wears classes, so I can enter her in the contest at work (basically its Specsavers Next Top Model)

 

[The]

Are you stalking this woman?

 

[Jim Steele]

Are you stalking this woman?

No, he's just observing her from afar. Constantly. And taking notes.

...with his penis.

 

[Starkers]

Are you stalking this woman?

No, he's just observing her from afar. Constantly. And taking notes.

...with his penis.

I never knew the phrase lead in your pencil could be taken literally...

 

[Bob The Skutter]

Are you stalking this woman?

No, he's just observing her from afar. Constantly. And taking notes.

...with his penis.

I never knew the phrase lead in your pencil could be taken literally...

It's only if you're in to that sort of thing, which stalkers very much are.

 

[Jim Steele]

"My chode is but a quill"

 

[Bob The Skutter]

"My chode is but a quill"

"And my spunk but the ink from which the ideas are written."

 

[Jim Steele]

"My chode is but a quill"

"And my spunk but the ink from which the ideas are written."

"rofl"

 

[The]

I fear for the canvas of your words, then...

 

[Jim Steele]

I fear for the canvas of your words, then...

The back of LesboTennantGirl's head. She'll never ride a bus again.

 

[jamestyler]

do you mean me? and I dont think she is a lesbian becasue of the hair, but because she is with a girl, and they seem to act coupleish around each other.

Couplish? Unless theres an exchange of fluids or fists - means nothing.

If you went by behavior around people, I'd be a screaming queen. Not just because I touch other men for money.

 

[Bob The Skutter]

I fear for the canvas of your words, then...

The back of LesboTennantGirl's head. She'll never ride a bus again.

Maybe she'll like it and turn from her (possibly) lesbian ways, for who knows what powers wamdue's love juice holds?

 

[The]

I fear for the canvas of your words, then...

The back of LesboTennantGirl's head. She'll never ride a bus again.

Maybe she'll like it and turn from her (possibly) lesbian ways, for who knows what powers wamdue's love juice holds?

An irrational passion for robot dog shows, intolerance of crowd-favorite movies, and blindness...