Facts About Captain Robau

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After every battle with an opponent/enemy fleet/armada, Robau does the slingshot-around-the-sun-time-travel maneuver just for the fun of kicking their ass. One. More .Time.

 

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Robau was banned from both Wrigley's pleasure planet *and* Risa for spoiling every female on the planet for life, requiring new imports.

 

[Islander]

Robau was banned from both Wrigley's pleasure planet *and* Risa for spoiling every female on the planet for life, requiring new imports.

He then had no choice but resort to tribbles to address his unsatisfyable hunger for lust.

 

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Robau was banned from both Wrigley's pleasure planet *and* Risa for spoiling every female on the planet for life, requiring new imports.

He then had no choice but resort to tribbles to address his unsatisfyable hunger for lust.

...just don't say they are *shaved* tribbles...

 

[Islander]

Robau was banned from both Wrigley's pleasure planet *and* Risa for spoiling every female on the planet for life, requiring new imports.

He then had no choice but resort to tribbles to address his unsatisfyable hunger for lust.

...just don't say they are *shaved* tribbles...

They are now!

 

[EnsignRicky]

Robau always pulls five of a kind.

 

[Jeri]

It is said that the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case Robau's Cinco de Mayo parties run long.

 

[EnsignRicky]

It is said that the sun comes up later on the 6th of May, in case Robau's Cinco de Mayo parties run long.

The sun comes up neither late nor early. The sun comes up exactly when Robau intends it to. Besides, Captain Robau always holds de mayo.

 

[Jeri]

Robau cannot be bought, but his hair clippings keep showing up at auctions.

 

[stonester1]

Robau always pulls five of a kind.

What kind? HIS kind.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau cannot be bought, but his hair clippings keep showing up at auctions.

Yet no COA is worthy enough to authenticate it.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

The Cuban missile crisis was started by mistakenly looking at an aerial shot of Robau, lying in bed in the morning.

 

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Robau went to Sarpeidon to go through the Atavachron to do Zarabeth (repeatedly), thereby singlehandedly populating Sarpeidon. Mr. Atoz is Robau's great^188 grandson.

http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Zarabeth

 

[Jeri]

Outer space exists, because it is afraid to be on the same planet as Captain Robau.

 

[Islander]

Defeating Robau was to be Hercules's thirteen labor. They edited that out of mythology as he failed miserably.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

^ And who do you think is in charge of all mythology?

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Random thought: someone should send this to Faran Tahir. I'm sure he'd get a huge kick out of this, as well as maybe contribute some to the badassness of Robau!

 

[Jeri]

Robau cannot be bought, but his hair clippings keep showing up at auctions.

Yet no COA is worthy enough to authenticate it.

Just the rumor is enough to make people want them; it is the reason he looks bald.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau is bald because no hair is good enough to grow anywhere on his body. It starts to grow, then voluntarily leaves in surrender.

 

[Islander]

Random thought: someone should send this to Faran Tahir. I'm sure he'd get a huge kick out of this, as well as maybe contribute some to the badassness of Robau!

There is no need to do that, Robau already told him about this thread.