24: D7: 6:00AM - 8:00AM. Discussion and Spoilers. SEASON FINALE!

[Procutus]

*Tony enters the room while Jack is bent over the table and unzips his pants*

"It's not Kim Bauer but it will do. I've been waiting for this for a long time, Jack."

Scary, Darth, scary!

It's that God damn South Park episode where Lucas and Spielberg rape Indy. I still can't get that distrubing image out of my mind.

Now THAT is scary!! Glad I missed that one.

 

[Trekker4747]

Kim's so hot, she's smoking!

She does look pretty good.

And, hey, she's actually being kind of smart.

She must've gotten some futuristic brain-doping medication.

Maybe there's a Ritilan candy available "now" or something.

You know, Cuthbert and Paris Hilton were seen making out last year...

I KNEW Paris Hilton could suck the stupid out of people and use it for herself!

 

[Squiggy]

Is a cougar going to jump out of a suitcase and attack her?

 

[Neroon]

BTW, Elisha Cuthbert came in at 43 in Maxim's Top 100 for 2009.

Is that the same list that left off Brooklyn Decker but ranked Katie frikkin Perry at #15?

For what it's worth. I'd do Katy Perry before I'd do Brooklyn Decker.

Pffft... Katy loses all her points for being a copycat of Zooey Deschanel.

 

[Kira's Mom]

*Tony enters the room while Jack is bent over the table and unzips his pants*

"It's not Kim Bauer but it will do. I've been waiting for this for a long time, Jack."

Uh-oh. Kim. Bad guy in burning car. Leave him, you dummy!

never mind. She got his laptop. When did she get to be so smart?

Oh, Olivia is so fucked...Ethan knows all!

Poor Jack. "We still need his organs, of course."

 

[Trekker4747]

Scary, Darth, scary!

It's that God damn South Park episode where Lucas and Spielberg rape Indy. I still can't get that distrubing image out of my mind.

Now THAT is scary!! Glad I missed that one.

Give it a watch it's actually kind of funny.

 

[eastman23]

So if Jack kills Tony, does that make up for him not killing anyone since 11pm?

 

[Klaus]

Tony's master plan falls into place... but will Jack be anythng but salad bar fodder by then??

 

[Klaus]

JACK IS BACK!!!

 

[Neroon]

Well, there' Jack's first kill since 11:00

 

[Squiggy]

Must. Buy. Hyundai.

 

[Trekker4747]

Kiefer Kill Kounter +2!!!

WOOOO

 

[Kira's Mom]

YES! Jack is killing people again!

 

[Procutus]

Oh my God! Jack just killed Beckett!!

 

[Trekker4747]

Well, there' Jack's first kill since 11:00

11

 

[DarthPipes]

Is this Jack in handcuffs or actual footage of Kiefer last week?

 

[Klaus]

"...here comes the sun."

 

[Neroon]

You know... if Jack can defeat this pathogen, that raises his kill count to what.... several billion?

 

[Procutus]

YES! Jack is killing people again!

They need to get Jack over to the White House to deal with Olivia.

 

[Kira's Mom]

Ah, glorious D.C. sunrise! Run, Jack, run!