Facts About Captain Robau

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Frak you!"

"You're not Captain Robau." (shoots her)

- Admiral Cain/Gina Inviere

 

[Squiggy]

There was never a Cylon attack on Caprica. It was only the mass suicide of billions upon hearing the news that Robau had died.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau flirts by breathing.

Now, this is true.

When Captain Robau gives a bear hug, it's with a real bear.

 

[urbandk]

Captain Robau flirts by breathing.

Now, this is true.

When Captain Robau gives a bear hug, it's with a real bear.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau flirts by breathing.

Now, this is true.

When Captain Robau gives a bear hug, it's with a real bear.

Still, I wouldn't mind risking it.

 

[urbandk]

Robau's deleted scene.

 

[Captain59]

It's too bad they killed him off. He could have ended up being one of the most popular characters in Star Trek. We see him for just a few minutes, and his popularity is mindboggling.

Well, this IS Star Trek. Nobody is really ever dead...except for Prime Kirk it seems, unfortunately.

 

[cooleddie74]

Captain Robau could have been a Fleet Admiral. But the increased paperwork would have meant less pussy and partying.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Wait, did Robau even have to apply to the Academy?

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau just showed up at the Academy entrance office one day, punched a clerk or secretary in the throat and got in with the rank of lieutenant.

 

[Jeri]

Cops bring Captain Robau into the station for questioning, just because he's so interesting.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau names each of his testicles. The left one's "Badass." The right one's "Last Hope of the Human Race."

 

[Jeri]

Lucha Libres remove their masks in the presence of Captain Robau.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Robau names each of his testicles. The left one's "Badass." The right one's "Last Hope of the Human Race."

Together, they are a name that can not yet be pronounced nor comprehended in this dimension.

 

[cooleddie74]

DARTH VADER removes his mask in the presence of Robau.

 

[Jeri]

Captain Robau once buried a time capsule, filled with things that have not happened yet.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau names each of his testicles. The left one's "Badass." The right one's "Last Hope of the Human Race."

Together, they are a name that can not yet be pronounced nor comprehended in this dimension.

Robau's Scrotum: the secret origin of all Red Matter.

 

[Squiggy]

Wait, did Robau even have to apply to the Academy?

The Academy applied to Robau.

 

[Jeri]

Even Captain Robau's parrot's advice is insightful.

 

[cooleddie74]

Robau takes the fork in the road...and stabs the shit out of it with it.