Someone just sent me a picture of their breasts

[sidious618]

To complete her report card, give her a grade for content and a grade for effort.

Dear Shirtless,

While I was not the intended recipient of your picture I thought it might help if I gave you a few pointers. For one, the lighting is too dark and your breasts tend to look uninviting. Two, you should move the camera down. I'd rather see your stomach than your neck. Three, pull back a little as the close up makes everything look out of balance.

I hope you take my advice under consideration. If you do your boyfriend, and all of his pals, will be masturbating to your picture in no time at all.

Grade for Content: D
Grade for Effort: C

 

[Holdfast]

Excellent.

I'm glad to have positively contributed to this educational exercise.

 

[Sheep]

To complete her report card, give her a grade for content and a grade for effort.

Dear Shirtless,

While I was not the intended recipient of your picture I thought it might help if I gave you a few pointers. For one, the lighting is too dark and your breasts tend to look uninviting. Two, you should move the camera down. I'd rather see your stomach than your neck. Three, pull back a little as the close up makes everything look out of balance.

I hope you take my advice under consideration. If you do your boyfriend, and all of his pals, will be masturbating to your picture in no time at all.

Grade for Content: D
Grade for Effort: C

My only critique is that you might need to shorten that for text messaging or send it in multiple chunks.

 

[sidious618]

I aim to please, guys.

 

[Holdfast]

I aim to please, guys.

Was that what she said when she texted you the pics?

 

[Plecostomus]

To complete her report card, give her a grade for content and a grade for effort.

Dear Shirtless,

While I was not the intended recipient of your picture I thought it might help if I gave you a few pointers. For one, the lighting is too dark and your breasts tend to look uninviting. Two, you should move the camera down. I'd rather see your stomach than your neck. Three, pull back a little as the close up makes everything look out of balance.

I hope you take my advice under consideration. If you do your boyfriend, and all of his pals, will be masturbating to your picture in no time at all.

Grade for Content: D
Grade for Effort: C

My only critique is that you might need to shorten that for text messaging or send it in multiple chunks.

I can translate that to TXTspeak: OMG U SUX

 

[Amaris]

So I had to make a phone call and it told me I had a new text message. So I opened up the message and BOOM there was a picture of someone's breasts. The person wanted to know if I missed them.

The number was unfamiliar to me and I considered replying but I was worried that it would be someone underage and I would get myself into all sorts of trouble.

Anyone else had something like this happen to them?

Pics or it didn't happen.


J.

 

[gwud]

So I had to make a phone call and it told me I had a new text message. So I opened up the message and BOOM there was a picture of someone's breasts. The person wanted to know if I missed them.

The number was unfamiliar to me and I considered replying but I was worried that it would be someone underage and I would get myself into all sorts of trouble.

Anyone else had something like this happen to them?

Pics or it didn't happen.


J.

Seconded

 

[Plecostomus]

I'm not going to third it. I love tits as much as the next dude but someone has to stay behind and laugh at ya'll when you get busted for sex-txt-ing a minor.

 

[jamestyler]

The funniest mistaken call I ever got was a very drunken girl calling me in the middle of the night asking me to come round.

I had the same twice when I lived in Dundee. First time turned out well... second time I was simply told 'The keys in the park'

Now... if you could perhaps forward the message, we may be able to help.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

I got a text from someone I didn't know that said: "Let me know where you guys are going tonight."

I replied: "Left without you. Get stuffed."

 

[sidious618]

I'm not going to third it. I love tits as much as the next dude but someone has to stay behind and laugh at ya'll when you get busted for sex-txt-ing a minor.

That's why I deleted the pic right away. I had no idea how old the person was.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Okay, looks like it's time for me to get one of these texting machine things.

 

[sidious618]

Okay, looks like it's time for me to get one of these texting machine things.

I hardly use the text portion of my phone so that made the whole thing all the more confusing.

 

[Brent]

Next time this happens, please forward it to me for inpsection.

 

[TheBrew]

There is no such thing as a bad pair of breasts... they are all wonderful!

 

[Brent]

There is no such thing as a bad pair of breasts... they are all wonderful!

Amen!

 

[Mallory]

There is no such thing as a bad pair of breasts... they are all wonderful!

 

[Plecostomus]

There is no such thing as a bad pair of breasts... they are all wonderful!

Unless we're talking the ones attached to my wife... then they are Spectacular.

 

[startrekwatcher]

So I had to make a phone call and it told me I had a new text message. So I opened up the message and BOOM there was a picture of someone's breasts. The person wanted to know if I missed them.

If you don't want Squiggy sending unwanted pictures of himself to you simply tell him to stop it.