CC #10: That Doesn't Look Right

[John Picard]

Congratulations to AdmiralGarak and jamestyler. Of those two entries, it's difficult to decide which is funnier

Crew shortages frequently forced Tom Baker to hold up the stage lights while filming his scenes.

"I thought you'd like the naked beach planet."

And now, for next week (Note, due to the upcoming American Holiday on 5/25, I will let this contest run a bit longer.)

 

[The Badger]

Master: "Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah....Gentlemen, have you met my wife?"

Lucy Saxon: (muffled voice from under table) "Heho ebryone!"

Ministers: "Hi Lucy!"

 

[wamdue]

Master: "Oh, yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah....Gentlemen, have you met my wife?"

Lucy Saxon: (muffled voice from under table) "Heho ebryone!"

Ministers: "Hi Lucy!"

we have a winner

 

[26138]

The Doctor: You've really done it this time, Romana... can't you just regenerate into Lalla Ward again?

 

[John Picard]

*BUMP* C'mon, folks. You've been giving some good ones in the previous contests. Have at it!

 

[Starkers]

4th Doctor "Look you seem awfully nice, but you're far too young for me, and I don't think romance is ever going to catch on in this show."

"Ok who put the whoopie cusion on my chair?"

 

[Pindar]

And that thing behind us was the best design Trek could come up with for a time machine.

£1200 for Duck Island, gassing's too good for you.

 

[The Badger]

^ Oooh, topical!

 

[captcalhoun]

I regret you're not going to be around long enough to claim on your second homes allowance. Sorry.

 

[26138]

Calm down dear, it's a commercial!

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Woman: "Great going, Doctor. You've just knocked down half of Stonehenge."
Doctor: "Wobbly scenery-- my oldest foe!"

 

[Starkers]

Doctor: "And this is where the master bedroom was, and over there was the druids' home cinema--they had a terrible taste in film. And oh you should have seen the decking outside..."

Archeologist: "I've wasted my life..."