Zapped! - T'Baio Reviews Star Trek

[T'Baio]

I haven't done a movie review for several years. Most of you probably don't even know or weren't even here when I used to write several film reviews a week on the boards. I like to think they were generally enjoyed. I'm gonna write one for Star Trek after I see it in a couple hours, and hopefully you guys will enjoy it. It's been a long time, but this is a very special occasion. I haven't been this stoked about a movie in awhile!

Stay tuned...

 

[Falcor5]

I haven't done a movie review for several years. Most of you probably don't even know or weren't even here when I used to write several film reviews a week on the boards. I like to think they were generally enjoyed. I'm gonna write one for Star Trek after I see it in a couple hours, and hopefully you guys will enjoy it. It's been a long time, but this is a very special occasion. I haven't been this stoked about a movie in awhile!

Stay tuned...

Cool I am looking forward to reading it!

 

[Aragorn]

Wait -- you're going to give your opinions about a movie AFTER you see it!?!?! What message board do you think you're on, man?

 

[superdeluxe]

Wait -- you're going to give your opinions about a movie AFTER you see it!?!?! What message board do you think you're on, man?

I see what you did there!

 

[TheBrew]

Cool. I remember when you used to do this regularly.

 

[RobertScorpio]

I haven't done a movie review for several years. Most of you probably don't even know or weren't even here when I used to write several film reviews a week on the boards. I like to think they were generally enjoyed. I'm gonna write one for Star Trek after I see it in a couple hours, and hopefully you guys will enjoy it. It's been a long time, but this is a very special occasion. I haven't been this stoked about a movie in awhile!

Stay tuned...

cant wait. Should be cool..

Rob

 

[T'Baio]

Wait -- you're going to give your opinions about a movie AFTER you see it!?!?! What message board do you think you're on, man?

I know, I know....

Maybe while I'm in the mood, I'll write a review for Transformers 2.

I'm off...to see STAR TREK! WOO!

See you soon.

 

[Candlelight]

My 30 second review (contains spoilers which i can't cover cos the spoiler code never works for me...)

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There were 'splosions. Men died. Baby born.
Funny face man do naughty stuff.
Baby grow up. Gets in fight. Hits on green lady with the big boobies.
Go on spaceship. Spaceships go boom.
Spaceship only ship on quadrant again apparently. Cadets run ship.
Camera shakes. Lens flares blind audience. Big fx sequence fucks with canon.
Pointy ears man says forget canon so all is well.
Old pointy ears man wise. Kirk still a dick. Then pointed ears man is a dick.
Climax involves fist fights and humor. More 'splosions.
Kirk and pointy ears man get married.

Haha, not really.

 

[T'Baio]

Sitting in the theatre right now!

Totally jackt, pumped and stoked!

 

[Falcor5]

Sitting in the theatre right now!

Totally jackt, pumped and stoked!

haha enjoy!!

 

[Candlelight]

Sitting in the theatre right now!

Totally jackt, pumped and stoked!

Turn your desktop off, you're annoying the rest of the audience.

 

[RobertScorpio]

Sitting in the theatre right now!

Totally jackt, pumped and stoked!

Turn your desktop off, you're annoying the rest of the audience.

I've got my MMS ready to peg him if talks on his cellphone!!! wink wink

Rob

 

[KennyB]

Just got back..........man it rocked seeing it again tomorrow night with 13 year old daughter, who after making fun of me for 13 years asked me to take her! MTV marketing working!

 

[Tikkun]

Sitting in the theatre right now!

Totally jackt, pumped and stoked!

Isn't it over yet!!!!

 

[Tulin]

I haven't done a movie review for several years.

That's because you haven't left the house in six years!

Most of you probably don't even know or weren't even here when I used to write several film reviews a week on the boards.

I'd wager some weren't even born!

I like to think they were generally enjoyed.

Yes, you would, wouldn't you.

I'm gonna write one for Star Trek after I see it in a couple hours, and hopefully you guys will enjoy it. It's been a long time, but this is a very special occasion. I haven't been this stoked about a movie in awhile!

Stay tuned...

Oh, I will be.....I WILL be.

 

[rramarr]

I hope he isn't as deflated as I was. It was great but like sex with no orgasm.

 

[Tulin]

Just got back..........man it rocked seeing it again tomorrow night with 13 year old daughter, who after making fun of me for 13 years asked me to take her! MTV marketing working!

You went "tomorrow" night?!?

You WENT TO THE FUTURE?!?!

Quick - go to Monday and tell us what the OW grosses were so we can shut Dayton up!!!

 

[Sparky]

Ok T'Baio time is up. I've enjoyed your Zapped reviews before and i have defended your recut of Minority Report way back in the day. I wants me some classic T'Baio review and you are making me wait...

 

[T'Baio]

I'm sorry, there will be a bit of a wait. I was out for most of the night with friends discussing, and now I have to go to work. Hopefully later this afternoon, but it will be done....

Stay tuned...more. Sorry.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

If you ever review a porn flick, please promise me you'll title it "Fapped! - T'Baio Reviews _________."