My newest get rich scheme

[Crusher Disciple]

Inspired by everybody's favorite sneezing baby panda:


I've decided to spray paint part of Beverly's and Owen's fur white, put up some signs and charge people to see the rare North American Pandas. Beverly's so fat she can play the mom. Owen sneezes all the time, so I know we can get a couple of gems out of him at least.

I figure with budget cuts and red tape, we'll stay open about a week before the city shuts us down.

 

[SPOCKED]

Your av is making me cRaZay

That's the funniest video ever

 

[Crusher Disciple]

^ But how much do you think I need to charge? I'm thinking $25 a pop, cash only.

 

[Mallory]

I didn't know I had a favorite sneezing baby panda.

 

[Captain Ice]

$30 for the first one, buying number two gets you a $10 discount on the package.

So, $30 for one and $50 for two.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Mommy's gonna be rich, kids!

 

[RJDiogenes]

And that's nothing to sneeze at.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Mommy's gonna be rich, kids!

Like you need anymore money

Damn I can't think of anything clever to say at 5 in the morning. I need more pain killers.

*shakes fist*
BTW won't the spray paint kill the cats.

 

[trekkiedane]

I'd pay to see that! -I'd even buy some of your over prized souvenirs before leaving...

I figure with budget cuts and red tape, we'll stay open about a week before the city shuts us down.

And then all you have to do is move the enterprise...

 

[Crusher Disciple]

And that's nothing to sneeze at.

*rimtap*

BTW won't the spray paint kill the cats.

Nah, I'll use the vegan variety.

I'd pay to see that! -I'd even buy some of your over prized souvenirs before leaving...

I figure with budget cuts and red tape, we'll stay open about a week before the city shuts us down.

And then all you have to do is move the enterprise...

Yep, there's Williamson County, Hays County, Bexar County (all sorts of wierd shit goes on down there).

 

[SPOCKED]

You're in big trouble, bunny.

Maybe you should go into the avatar extortion/ransom bizness and rake in the really big $$z

 

[CorporalClegg]

Except, you're in Texas. Someone might come and shoot 'em.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

You're in big trouble, bunny.

Maybe you should go into the avatar extortion/ransom bizness and rake in the really big $$z

Got it from a mutual friend.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Careful with Wilco. They scare me...

Hey! Find Matthew Mc...whatever his name. He was doing some weird stuff here.

 

[SPOCKED]

You're in big trouble, bunny.

Maybe you should go into the avatar extortion/ransom bizness and rake in the really big $$z

Got it from a mutual friend.

Gee, I wooooooonder who it could be???

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Careful with Wilco. They scare me...

Hey! Find Matthew Mc...whatever his name. He was doing some weird stuff here.

He could be our celebrity spokesperson! We could do TV ads and everything.

I just love how the mom is concerned with the baby when he first sneezes, and then when she realizes he's okay she just goes on eating, all nonchalant.

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Careful with Wilco. They scare me...

Hey! Find Matthew Mc...whatever his name. He was doing some weird stuff here.

He could be our celebrity spokesperson! We could do TV ads and everything.

I just love how the mom is concerned with the baby when he first sneezes, and then when she realizes he's okay she just goes on eating, all nonchalant.

Just so he stays away from anything green...And any drums.

I know. He sneezed! OMG is he sick? No...eh back to eating.

Sounds a little like you