Skirt Shortness

[noknowes]

I am concerned at the lack of skirt shortness and at the pandering to the pc lobby.

In TOS skirt shortness was excellent but in the new one it seems to be 3/4 long thigh rather 0.1 thighs as in TOS.

The box office could have been improved in my estimation by at least an additional $45 million if skirt shortness had been kept to 0.1 thighs and allowed a wider male capture cachement, thus broadening appeal.


Any (T)HIGH thoughts?

 

[section9]

I am concerned at the lack of skirt shortness and at the pandering to the pc lobby.

In TOS skirt shortness was excellent but in the new one it seems to be 3/4 long thigh rather 0.1 thighs as in TOS.

The box office could have been improved in my estimation by at least an additional $45 million if skirt shortness had been kept to 0.1 thighs and allowed a wider male capture cachement, thus broadening appeal.


Any (T)HIGH thoughts?

Would you like some cheese with your whine?

Seriously, the skirts are fine. I would have preferred Uhura in FMB's from the Mirror Universe, but Soldana's outfit will do just fine, thank you very much.

 

[Borgminister]

Don't think Star Trek was meant to be that kind of tent pole movie.

 

[Jax]

I am concerned at the lack of skirt shortness and at the pandering to the pc lobby.

In TOS skirt shortness was excellent but in the new one it seems to be 3/4 long thigh rather 0.1 thighs as in TOS.

The box office could have been improved in my estimation by at least an additional $45 million if skirt shortness had been kept to 0.1 thighs and allowed a wider male capture cachement, thus broadening appeal.


Any (T)HIGH thoughts?

Too much time on your hands my dear sir

 

[indranee]

I dunno, I was kinda hoping to see Scotty in a kilt. scratch that. I'll take Spock in a kilt this time.

 

[SalvorHardin]

If Uhura's ass and panties are not visible in this movie when she sits, I'm declaring it an abomination and will be having a word with Abrams and co.

At the very least there should be close ups on the shiny Enterprise corridor floors at strategic places when female crew members are walking by.

 

[noknowes]

Don't think Star Trek was meant to be that kind of tent pole movie.

With all due respect a recent survey found that men think of sex 5 times a minute on average.$45 million extra bucks would be handy.

example..conversation with debbie mixed with internal thoughts..

hi debby are you allright you look good...what a tight ass she has...and i see chief kaiser wants you in the ...god i would love to giver her one... office and when you come back i would love to cum right now...could you file my papers ...and sit on my lap...yo sexy whore...the files from nigium corp need filling what big boobs she has when her ass her ass ..and..


perhaps you or someone else could write of the above internal thoughts a better version ?

 

[SalvorHardin]

Don't think Star Trek was meant to be that kind of tent pole movie.

With all due respect a recent survey found that men think of sex 5 times a minute on average.$45 million extra bucks would be handy.

example..conversation with debbie mixed with internal thoughts..

hi debby are you allright you look good...what a tight ass she has...and i see chief kaiser wants you in the ...god i would love to giver her one... office and when you come back i would love to cum right now...could you file my papers ...and sit on my lap...yo sexy whore...the files from nigium corp need filling what big boobs she has when her ass her ass ..and..


perhaps you or someone else could a better version ?

Send this to Orci and Kurtzman...Maybe they can squeeze it into the sequel.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

...with Megan Fox.

 

[DaveyNY]

THAT Version of Trek has been made already (several times)... Gabriella Dreams cums to mind...

Just use Google, you'll find it...

 

[martin]

I do hope most people here are not serious about this lol...

TOS was too sexist in my view, and I would hate to go back to the bad old days. Miniskirt as an homage, but not mandatory, and that future films ditch them.

 

[noknowes]

I do hope most people here are not serious about this lol...

TOS was too sexist in my view, and I would hate to go back to the bad old days. Miniskirt as an homage, but not mandatory, and that future films ditch them.

But the trailers for other films have acres of bare flesh why should we be deprived.It makes trek old fashioned and prodish.

 

[M'Sharak]

Don't think Star Trek was meant to be that kind of tent pole movie.

With all due respect a recent survey found that men think of sex 5 times a minute on average.$45 million extra bucks would be handy.

example..conversation with debbie mixed with internal thoughts..

[lower-case "letters to Penthouse"-type stuff here]


perhaps you or someone else could write of the above internal thoughts a better version ?

Eh, perhaps best give that a miss. I'm not even sure Fanfic would be interested in that sort of thing. I know I'm not.

On skirt shortness: it appears to me that we get a pretty good mix, including some that are quite short. I think it'll be fine as is. YMMV

 

[Plum]

I am concerned at the lack of skirt shortness and at the pandering to the pc lobby.

In TOS skirt shortness was excellent but in the new one it seems to be 3/4 long thigh rather 0.1 thighs as in TOS.

The box office could have been improved in my estimation by at least an additional $45 million if skirt shortness had been kept to 0.1 thighs and allowed a wider male capture cachement, thus broadening appeal.


Any (T)HIGH thoughts?

Pandering to the PC lobby? What paranoid rubbish. The rest of what you posted is just plain rubbish, at least.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I just can't decide if this thread is sarcasm or a real opinio.

 

[thumbtack]

In the future, there will be no need for clothes.

 

[Sharr Khan]

Didn't Zoe Saldana make a remark in an interview about how they 9the skirts) kept getting shorter with each take and that they wanted to make them shorter?

Sharr

 

[Cakes488]

In the future, there will be no need for clothes.

Yeah clothing is over rated anyway!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

IIRC, the TMP novelization mentioned birthday suits being acceptable off-duty wear (not to mention the recreational sex).

 

[The Wormhole]

I really need to read the TMP novelization.