Plecostomus
Commodore
They're funky monkeys.That said, I'm still waiting for the day Monkey Tennis™ becomes a reality.
Will the monkeys be made out of brass? I hate working with brass.
Right, so I need plenty of Lysol.
Lets invent the next big thing...
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Right, so I need plenty of Lysol.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I made a flame-thrower once but my wife broke it in half and hid part of it and told me never to do that again.
A real pity... a 20 foot flame is truly a sight to behold.
Plecostomus
Commodore
But we already reversed it three times!
Bounce a graviton particle beam off the main deflector dish.
Plecostomus
Commodore
Can you invent a milk shake that dont have pieces of ice in it? I cant stand when I get a chocolate shake and I suck up a piece of hard ice! I throw the whole thing away!
Plecostomus
Commodore
Yes! That I can do. Very easy. Simply apply more power to your mixer to ensure vigorous crushing action for great justice.
Launch all Zigs!
I'm thinking we could build some sort of space-bong-thingy.
Getting high at warp speed. 
The USS Gigabong.
"One small toke for man, one giant toke for...dude...got any munchies?"
Just hold onto Geordi's visor and sing into Data's knee.
Plecostomus
Commodore
I have an idea:
make a walking robot. You can use the pvc tubes to create limbs, and you can engineer your own motorised hinge joints using some of that 1/2 x 1/8 inch steel stock that push fit the tubular limbs.
Once you have the body built, we can move onto adding some basic sensors, and help to write the control software to make it balance and walk.
make a walking robot. You can use the pvc tubes to create limbs, and you can engineer your own motorised hinge joints using some of that 1/2 x 1/8 inch steel stock that push fit the tubular limbs.
Once you have the body built, we can move onto adding some basic sensors, and help to write the control software to make it balance and walk.
Munchies...huge hands...short term memory loss...something else...yeah...
More like "One small toke for man, one giant toke for... .... wow my hands are fucking huge."
...based on actual experience. With the weed, not walking on the moon.
Based on actual experience. There could be more, but it gets hazy...
All Seeing Eye
Admiral
Me and my friend many years ago decided we were going to build a robot that could think like a Human, we were going to use a hard drive and use computer software to create a Human thinking machine brain and then plug it into the 'Androids' body.
Turned out neither of us had a clue how to do it so it never got past the thinking about it stage.