CC #6: It Glows

[John Picard]

There were some great captions in this week's with two winners and one honorable mention. Congrats to ria and 26138.

- Just around that field corner, you'll see.
- That's what you said the last three times we changed
directions. Are you sure that's where we left the Tardis?

Nothing satisfied the Doctor more than sitting on the copy machine and xeroxing his butt.

And for the honorable mention:

Cubicle Doctor is watching you masturbate.

This week's entries.

 

[ria 75]

My first caption win, yay! Thanks. Of course it's easier with 6 entrants rather than 30.

Now... *scratches her head*

- Was it clockwise or counterclockwise? Clockwise, it sings Dry Bones.
Counterclockwise, it disarms the bomb. Or was it the other way round?

- What's that music?​

Sprächen Sie Deutsch? Habla español? Parlez-vous français ?
Er... can you show me the way to the ladies' rooms?​

 

[26138]

Thanks for the win!

Doctor: Slow down Leela, it's nothing to loose your head over.

 

[Karnbeln]

"I want to be the very best! Like no one ever was! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!"

 

[captcalhoun]

Ood Daz still washes your whites whiter than any other powder!

 

[The Badger]

An honourable mention! I've never been considered honourable before!

Leela: I burst in wearing this outfit, and the only thing you want to grab is that skull? What in Xoanon's name is wrong with you?

 

[Valin]

"Well, Leela, Doctor Ten thinks he's a bigshot because he has a spare hand. Can he beat this, though?"

 

[Valin]

Al Gore: "I promise you that these energy saver lightbulbs have no weird side effects!"

 

[ria 75]

Al Gore: "I promise you that these energy saver lightbulbs have no weird side effects!"

 

[Roshi]

Quick, Alfred! To the Batcave!

 

[Roshi]

The Oods are not what they seem!

 

[26138]

Ood: Would you care for a squeaky dog toy?

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Leela: "Doctor there's a bearded man in flannel out here threatening us with something called 'copyright infringement'."

By the Second Great and Bountiful Human Empire, dogs had grown so lazy that they needed Ood to fetch balls for them.