Best Trek Vacation...

[USS Triumphant]

Companions: Number Two

I'm assuming you mean "Number One", here, because if you really do want to molest excrement, I don't wanna hear about it.

 

[USS Renegade]

Companions: Number Two

I'm assuming you mean "Number One", here, because if you really do want to molest excrement, I don't wanna hear about it.

Oops, you are right... Unless that is what she is in to.

 

[Keith1701]

it would probably be quark,at the start of the holiday i'd pay a female to have kinky sex with him leaving him handcuffed to a bed take all his latinum and spend it wisely on boose and entertainment of the female kind

Troi, Crusher and Yar at a nudist colony. YUMM!
Maybe Seven and even T'pol too...

*just throwing that in there*

Nathaniel

I could go for that too!!!

 

[SFRabid]

I want to vacation with someone that can take me places I have never been. The chance to see a nebula up close, an exploding star, interesting aliens. For that reason I would lean towards Archer or Pickard since they share the same sense of adventure and wonder when exploring. However, it would be interesting to go bar hopping with across the galaxy with Trip and Reed to ... ummm ... explore alien cultures and ... "talk" to females from other planets.

 

[ltcmmanderdata]

risa

 

[USS Triumphant]

"talk" to females from other planets.

When was the last time you talked to one from this planet?

Yeah, you ... you there with the funny ears ... have you ever even kissed a girl?